Wyndemere:
Bobbie(is sitting on the sofa drinking a glass of wine, smirking, when 
Stefan enters)So, you're back. Did you break up anymore weddings on the 
way home?
Stefan:No, but I did take some candy away from some babies. Is my sister 
all settled in upstairs?
Bobbie:She's as snug as a bug in a rug.
Stefan:Barbara, we're really going to have to do something about your 
use of american slang, especially in front of Nikolas. You're a 
Cassadine now. It's time you learned to speak like one.
Bobbie:Whatever you say, Stefan.
Stefan:Why are you being so agreeable. And why are you smirking at me, 
like that.
Bobbie:That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Stefan:What's that supposed to mean?
Sonny(enters wearing a robe, carrying a glass of milk and a 
sandwich)Hey, Steve, what's shaking?
Stefan:What are you doing here?
Sonny:I live here. Like you don't know. Hey, Bobbie.
Bobbie:Hey, Sonny.
Stefan:What's going on?
Sonny(drapes his arm around Stefan's shoulder)You know, Steve, I was 
pretty ticked off when you stormed in and busted up my wedding. I wasn't 
too happy about you calling me a peasant, either. And when you wanted 
Miranda to move in here with you, I was sure you were trying to bust up 
me and my little cuddle bunny. Then Bobbie explained things to me and I 
realized I had it all wrong. You're really a swell guy.
Stefan(glaring at Bobbie)Did she really.
Bobbie:Yes, I did. I told Sonny you wouldn't want to stand in the way of 
true love. That you being European, you just didn't make yourself clear. 
That, of course, your invitation to Miranda included Sonny, since you 
didn't want to keep them apart.
Sonny:It was really swell of you, Steve. This place is so cool. It's 
like I've stepped into a horror movie. I keep expecting Bela Lugosi to 
pop out at me at any moment from one of the secret rooms. When I was a 
boy growing up in Bensonhurst, I always wanted to live in Dracula's 
Castle. This is a childhood dream come true.
Stefan:How nice for you and the name is Stefan.
Sonny:I'm just americanizing it. I'm Michael, but everyone calls me 
Sonny. Bobbie is Barbara. It's something we do in America. Now that you 
live here, I thought maybe you'd like to adopt our customs. It's like 
that old saying. When in Rome do as the romans do.
Stefan;I prefer Stefan, thank you very much. I am descended from royal 
lineage. Why would I want to adopt your american customs. Can you trace 
your bloodline back seven generations?
Sonny:No need to get huffy, Steve. Boy, you really are uptight. It's too 
bad I still don't run the stripclub. A night at the Paradise Lounge 
would sure loosen you up.
Stefan:How dare you even sugges I, a Cassadine, would got to a place 
where women take their clothes off.
Sonny:As fascinating as this conversation is, I'd better be getting back 
to Miranda before she thinks I fell into the moat.
Stefan:Are you trying to tell me you're sharing the same room as my 
sister.
Sonny(elbows him)You bet I am. We're not going to let a little thing 
like not being legally married stop uss. I should warn you, though, 
Miranda and I have been known to get pretty loud. So if we get too 
noisy, you just bang on the wall to let us know. Night, Steve.
Stefan:(yells at Sonny's departing back)It's Stefan, you peasant. 
Stefan. Not Steve. Stefan.
Sonny(heading up the stairs)Whatever.
Stefan(turns on Bobbie)How dare you invite that peasant to live here.
Bobbie:Stefan, he's going to be your brother by marriage. You should 
take this opportunity to forge a new close relationship with him.
Stefan:That's not amusing, Barbara.
Bobbie:I felt the same way when you brought that little tramp home to 
live with us. If I have to put up with Carly Roberts, you'll just have 
to put up with Sonny. Goodnight, Steve.
Stefan:It's Stefan.

Carly's Bedroom:
Carly(screams as a panel in the wall starts to open)Oh, it's you.
Luke:Sweet Caroline, is that any way to greet your devoted Uncle Luke. 
You're awful jumpy. That aint good. For what we got planned, you're 
going to need nerves of steel.
Carly:Well, excuse me, you're not the one who has to live here. This 
place is creepy. I keep expecting something to jump out at me and grab 
me by the throat.
Luke:You obviously had no problem getting Vlad to let you move in.
Carly:What choice did he have. He knew I had him by his...
Luke:I get the picture. Have you had any luck devirginizing little 
Nicky, yet?
Carly:I just moved in. Even I don't move that fast.
Luke:Well, get moving. This has gotten real old fast. I've been trying 
to drive that vampire out of this town for over a year. I want this over 
with.
Carly:Luke, I have to lead up to this, slowly. Frankly, I'm not all that 
thrilled to be seducing a teenager. It seems awful sleazy to me.
Luke:It couldn't be any sleazier than sleeping with your stepdaddy. 
Look, you're the one who told me you wanted to team up with me to get 
revenge on the Grim Reaper because of Dr. Tony and your little demon 
seed. Well, getting your hooks into the little bastard is the way to do 
it. Dr. Demento is just running things until that brat comes of age. If 
we can pull that kid's strings, we'll control the Cassadines and have 
the power to run Uncle Fester out of this town.

Miranda's Bedroom:
Miranda(as Sonny enters)Sonny, what took you so long?
Sonny:I ran into your brother.
Miranda:I'm almost afraid to ask how it went.
Sonny:(removes his robe and climbs into bed with her)I behaved like the 
crass and common peasant he accused me of being.
Miranda:Sonny!
Sonny:We both know he doesn't want us together. He's made that perfectly 
clear. He thought having you move in here would keep us apart. I was 
raised with manners, but I'll be damned if I show them to him. If 
there's a way I can irritate and aggravate him, I will.
Miranda(caresses Sonny's cheek)Sonny, there's nothing he can do ot come 
between us. We love each other and we can handle whatever he throws at 
us.
Sonny(rolls on top of her)You know, I warned your brother we might get a 
little loud. We wouldn't want to disappoint him, would we?
Miranda(wraps her arms around Sonny)No, we wouldn't.

Dock of Spoon Island:
Yanni(helps Helena out of the boat)Welcome to Spoon Island, Madame. The 
master didn't say you were coming.
Helena(Liz Taylor)That's because he doesn't know. I want to surprise 
him.(as Yanni leads her up to the house she wears an evil smile on her 
face)
Mrs. Lansbury(opens the door to her and immediately wears a terrified 
look)Madame!
Helena:(enters and looks around in a predatory way)Mrs. Lansbury, how 
nice to see you again. I was very disappointed when you left me to come 
to work for my son.
Mrs. Lansbury(stammers nervously)Madame, the master is in charge now. I 
had no choice.
Helena:Yes, my son is in power, for now. But that could quickly change. 
And if it does, I'll be sure to reward those who remained loyal to me 
and punish those who didn't.
Mrs. Lansbury:(swallows deeply)Yes, Madame. I'll go and prepare a room 
for you.
Helena:(coldly)You do that. And, Mrs. Lansbury...(she turns to 
Helena)There's no need to alert my son of my presence. He'll know soon 
enough. Let him get a good night's rest. It may be the last one he gets 
for a long time.


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