Sonny and Lois' Apartment:
Sonny(enters to find the apartment lit entirely by candlelight and Lois 
waiting for him wearing a peignoir)What's all this about, Cerullo?
Lois:I'm just setting the mood for a night you and I will remember for 
the rest of our lives.
Sonny(wraps his arms around her an kisses her)So, it's going to be that 
memorable, is it?
Lois:Yes, it is. But first I want you to get a little more comfortable.
Sonny:(nibbles on her neck)I'm pretty comfortable at the moment.
Lois:Stop it, you. I'v drawn you a hot bat. I want you to slip out of 
those clothes, slip into the tub and slip into your pajamas, then join 
me.
Sonny:i couldn't tempt you to slip into the tumb with me, could I? We 
could bathe each other, slowly, an do a few other things with each 
other.
Lois:As tempting as that it, and believe me it is tempting, not, 
tonight, Hot Stuff. While you're in the tub, I'm going to finish making 
dinner like any normal wife would after her husband had returned home 
after a long day. Then we're going to spend a normal evening together 
lounging in our pajamas as we eat dinner and discuss how our day went 
with each other.
Sonny:Sounds kind of boring, but if that's what you want, then that's 
exactly what we'll do.(he heads into the bathroom)

Carla's Room, Port Charles Hotel:
Carla(and Moreno are lounging in bed after making love)I've been 
thinking, Frank. We're so good together.(she kisses his chest)In bed and 
out we're incredible together. So why don't we make it legal. Frank, why 
don't we get married.
Moreno:There's one very good reason why not. I'm already married and you 
know that.
Carla:But that's whata divorce is made for. Just dump your wife and 
marry me, it's as simple as that. Just think of all that we could 
accomplish if we combined the Solieto and Moreno mobs.
Moreno:We can do that without getting married. Do I take it you've given 
up your plans to get your hands on Morgan's mob.
Carla:You take it wrong. Morgan has promised Dembroski and the others 
that Robin Scorpio will no longer be a problem and I'm just going to 
have to show them that just isn't so. Once I do that, they'll be more 
open to having a woman as their leader.
Moreno:How are things going on the Mikey and Lois-Marie front. Have you 
managed to capture them doing the horizontal mamba on tape, yet?
Carla:No,  little Miss Supermodel has been causing trouble between Mr. 
and Mrs. Corinthos. But the way those two are always going at it like a 
couple of bunny rabbits, I'm sure it won't be long before I capture them 
on tape performing for my camera.
Moreno:And just what are you going to do with the tape once you have it. 
Sell it to  an adult video store or, I know, maybe you could get enough 
x-rated material of Sonny and Lois and put together a porno movie of 
them and call it Fonzie and Laverne Go All The Way.
Carla:Actually, the idea of Mikey and Lois-Marie becoming Port Charles 
king and queen of porn without them knowing it has it's merits. I'd love 
to see the look on their faces when they discovered a bunch of perverts 
are getting a cheap thrill watching them having sex. But, now, what I 
have in mind for them is even more delicious than that.
Moreno:You're not going to tell me what you're going to do, are you?
Carla:I want you to be surprised along with the rest of the town.(the 
phone rings)Carla Solieto. Oh, hello, Freddy, what have you got for me? 
So Miss Cerullo and Mr. Corinthos are up in their little penthouse love 
nest, are they. Thanks for tipping me off. I'll be right over.(she gets 
out of bed and starts getting dressed)It looks like it's show time. You 
want to come with me and watch the mating habits of the Brooklyn bad 
boy.
Moreno:No, thanks, I'm not into voyeurism.

Sonny and Lois' Apartment:
Sonny(comes out of the bedroom wearing a robe and his silk pajama 
bottoms)Better?(he flops down on the couch)
Lois:Much. (she hands him a glass of champagne, then sits down on the 
couch and leans back against his chest)Isn't this nice.
Sonny:(wraps his arms around her)Yeah, it is. (he runs his finger along 
Lois' wedding ring)It's also nice to see you wearing my ring for a 
change. 
Lois:It's nice to be able to wear it without fear of discovery. When I 
do I feel really married to you.
Sonny:You mean you don't otherwise?
Lois:Come on, Sonny, don't tell me you feel really married to me.
Sonny:I know we're married. What do you mean by feel really married.
Lois:Well, our relationship isn't much different than before we were 
married. When a couple gets married they set up house together. Their 
toothbrushes share the same holder. They learn each others little 
eccentricities. In short, they get to know each other as only a married 
couple can know each other. We haven't done any of that, yet. We haven't 
even lived together. I can't even let anyone see me wearing my wedding 
ring.
Sonny:Well, as soon as we tell everyone the truth about us, we can do 
all that. In fact, why don't we get married all over again, only this 
time we'll do it right. We'll have a big Brooklyn wedding in the church 
where we were christened by the priest who baptised us with all our 
friends and family surrounding us. What do you think?
Lois:I think it's a wonderful idea, but we'll have to do it pretty soon 
before I lose my figure. I have no intention of waltzing down the aisle 
looking like a beached whale.
Sonny(laughs)Why would you think that's going to happen?
Lois:Well, as close as I can figure it, in about seven months you and I 
are going to be in the delivery room with you holding my hand while I 
call you every name in the book and vow never to let you touch me again 
for knocking me up.
Sonny:Cerullo, what did you say! Are you saying what I think you're 
saying?
Lois:The rabbit died, Bensonhurst.
Sonny(face lights up)We're going to have a baby?(he hugs her tightly, 
then quickly jumps away)Should I be doing that? I didn't hurt the baby, 
did I?
Lois(hits him in the arm)Bensonhurst, please don't tell me you're going 
to be one of those nervous expectant fathers. You come from Brooklyn, 
for Pete's sake.(she yanks him into her arms and gives him a carnal 
kiss)I can assure you, Bensonhurst, I can still do everything I did 
before I became pregnant.
Sonny:If that's the case, then what am I waiting for?(he scoops her up 
in his arms and heads for the bedroom)
Lois:Sonny, what are you doing? What about dinner?
Sonny:(kisses her)Forget about dinner. I'm going to make love to my 
pregnant bride.(he laughs as he twirls around with her still in his 
arms)I can't believe we're going to have a baby.
Lois:You know, Sonny, I wouldn't do that once the morning sickness sets 
in or I'm liable to throw-up all over you.(they collapse on the bed in a 
tangle of arms and legs and begin making love)

The Neighboring Apartment:
Carla(watches Sonny and Lois on the monitor as the tape in the VCR 
continues to roll)That's right. Make it good. You're being recorded for 
posterity. I've finally got you now.

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