Sonny's Bedroom, Jason's Penthouse:
Lois(and Sonny sitting on the bed with towels wrapped around 
themselves)I'm waiting, Bensonhurst. Why would you think Carla had 
climbed into that shower with you and was touching you like that? Has 
she tried something like that before? She has, hasn't she?
Sonny:Yeah, she tried something like that on our wedding night.
Lois:She knows that sex wasn't part of the deal.
Sonny:Duh, Cerullo, we knew she wouldn't keep to the deal. That's why we 
faked the marriage.
Lois:Were you tempted.
Sonny:Not in the slightest. I'm a one-woman man and you're that woman.
Lois:I'm glad to hear it. So, Mr. One-Woman Man, do you think we've got 
time for a quickie before the party?
Sonny:It would be a shame to waste this golden opportunity, wouldn't it?
Lois:We'd have to take another shower, afterwards.
Sonny:Not if we made love in the shower like you originally planned.
Lois:I'll race you. Last one there is a rotten egg.(they go racing into 
the bathroom laughing)

Ned's Bedroom, the Gatehouse:
Alexis:(turns around so Ned can zip up her dress)Up not down, Ned.
Ned:But down is so much more fun. (he starts trailing kisses down her 
back)
Alexis:Ned, if you don't stop that we'll never make it up to the 
mainhouse for your grandmother's party.
Ned:Then lets skip it. I'd much rather spend the evening in bed with 
you, than go to a party in honor of Sonny Corinthos.
Alexis:Your ex-wife is alone one of the guests of honor. By the way, how 
do you feel about having Lois back in town.
Ned:Jealous?
Alexis:Do I have reason to be?
Ned:Not a one. Lois loved someone who never really existed. Eddie Maine. 
You love me just as I am. You don't want me to be someone I'm not and I 
love you for that.
Alexis:I love you, too. Now zip me up.

Hall Outside of Sonny's Room, Jason's Penthouse:
Lois(exits Sonny's room and runs right into Carla)Just the person I 
wanted to see.
Carla:God, Lois-Marie, don't you have any common decency? Any shame? 
It's obvious you just crawled out of my husband's bed and you're not 
even ashamed of what you've done. Oh, if only the nuns could see you 
now.
Lois:Actally, Carla, Sonny and I didn't do it in his bed, we did it in 
the shower. I'd like to have a little chat with you.
Carla:About what?
Lois:About you keeping your hands off Sonny.
Carla:And why should I do that. He is my husband, after all.
Lois:That wasn't part of the deal I struck with Mother Quartermaine and 
you know it.
Carla:Well, you struck that deal with my stepmother, not me. And you 
telling me not to touch Sonny, just makes me want to touch him all the 
more.
Lois:I'm warning you, Carla. If you know what's good for you, you'll 
keep your mitts off Sonny.
Carla:And if I don't, what will you do about it.
Lois:I'll make you wish you were never born, that's what I'll do.
Carla:Don't mess with me, Lois-Marie. I had lunch with your little buddy 
Brenda. It's obvious she doesn't have a clue about you and Mikey. Maybe 
I'll enlighten her. That's just one of the many ways I can stick it to 
you and Mikey real good.
Lois:You're not the only one who has a little bombshell they could drop. 
I have one of my own that will rock your world.
Carla:You're bluffing.
Lois:Just try me and find out.

Entrance Hall, Quartermaine Mansion:
Reginald(opens the door to Bobbie and Jerry)Your name, sir? Hello, Ms. 
Spencer.
Bobbie(returns Reginald's smile)Reginald.
Jerry:Jerry Jacks and guest.
Reginald(looks over his list of invited guests)I don't see your name on 
the list.
Jerry:My names not there? It must be. There must be some kind of 
mistake. Sonny and I are best friends. There's no way I wouldn't be 
invited.
Reginald:In that case, go right in. I'll check with Mr. Corinthos when 
he arrives.
Jerry:Thank you.
Bobbie:You weren't invited, were you?
Jerry:Nope.
Bobbie:You invited me as your guest when you're crashing a party?
Jerry:That about sums it up.
Bobbie:What if they'd thrown us out?
Jerry:That wouldn't have happened. Sonny and I really are good friends. 
Besides, I heard you were acquainted with the Quartermaines. They'd 
never have thrown you out. Let's go get a drink.
Reginald(opens the door to Jax and Brenda)Mr. and Mrs. Jacks.(he blocks 
them from entering) What do you want?
Jax:We've come for the party.
Reginald:I don't believe you were invited.
Jax:Of course we were. The Quartermaines are Brender's surrogate family.
Reginald:Interesting how you only remember that when you want to come to 
a party here, but conveniently forget it when you want to takeover ELQ.
Lois(pushes her way between them)Excuse me, I've gotta get upstairs.
Brenda:Lo, shouldn't you be dressed, by now.
Lois:That's what I'm about to do.
Jax:Brender, go with her.(he looks triumphantly at Reginald as he 
enters) I'll wait for you down at the party.(he smirks at Reginald as he 
enters the party)
Reginald(opens the door to Sonny and Carla)Mr. Corinthos.
Sonny:Reginald.
Carla(nudges Sonny)Aren't you going to introduce me, Mikey.
Sonny:If you insist. This is my wife, Carla.
Reginald:Mrs. Corinthos. (he tries to slam the door when he sees Jason 
and Carly about to enter. He and Jason get into a wrestling match with 
the door as Jason tries to push his way in)Oh, no, you don't, Mr. 
Morgan. You know you and Miss Roberts aren't allowed in this house.
Sonny:Their with us.
Jason:That's right, so let us in.
Reginald:If you insist.
Carla(looking the place over)This is some fancy joint. They sure don't 
have places like this in Brooklyn. I'm surprised a little rinky-dink 
town like Port Charles does.
Sonny:Your snobbery is showing, Princess Carla. I know this will be 
difficult for you, but try to behave yourself, tonight.
Carla:I will, if you will.
Sonny:What is that supposed to mean.
Carla:When you get around little Lois-Marie, you have a hard time 
keeping your pants zipped. Be warned. You unzip them here and I'll make 
sure everyone at this party finds out about it. I won't have you 
humiliating me in public. Do I make myself clear, Michael.
Sonny:Come on, I'll introduce you to Mrs. Quartermaine.(he turns to 
Jason and Carly)You two coming?
Jason:Right behind you.(they enter the party)
Reginald:(opens the door to Robin and Nikolas)Mr. Cassadine. Miss 
Scorpio. So nice to see you.(his smile vanishes after they enter the 
party)Miss Scorpio and Miss Roberts. Mr. Corinthos and Mr. Jacks. Mr. 
Corinthos and Mrs. Jacks. Mr. Morgan and the Quartermaines. Oh, there's 
going to be trouble here, tonight. Well, it could be worse. At least Mr. 
Spencer isn't here.(the doorbell rings and he opens it. It's Luke)
Luke(smoking a cigar)Hey, Reggie, baby. I'm here. What would a party be 
without yours truly.(he heads into the party)
Reginald:Oh, my god. Batten down the hatches. It's going to be a bumpy 
night.


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