Wyndemere:
Jerry:You know, Cassadine, it's kind of interesting the situation you, 
me, Bobbie and Katherine find ourselves in. It's what you'd call a 
quadrangle.
Stefan:What so interesting about it?
Jerry:Well, Bobbie's married to you but I'm the father of her child and 
your married to Bobbie but you've got Katherine knocked up with your 
spawn.
Stefan:I told you before. If Katherine is pregnant, it's not by me. I 
had a vasectomy.
Jerry:So did my friend Victor Newman who lives in Genoa City who got a 
woman pregnant twice after he had a vasectomy. You just never really 
know if your sperm is fertile or infertile unless you have it tested.
Stefan:Mr. Jacks, we are trying to eat, here. Would you mind curtailing 
your discussing of my bodily fluids until after dinner.
Carly:Speaking of sperm, I was wondering about Monica Lewinski and that 
dress Clinton supposedly sprayed some of his sperm on. I mean, I've been 
crazy about some guys in the past, but never crazy enough to want to 
keep some guy's sperm on my dress. I mean, what did she do? Take it out 
frome time to time to touch it and sniff at it.
Bobbie:Carly, that's disgusting.
Kat:Don't knock it until you've tried it, Bobbie. I have this dress that 
Stefan sprayed with his sperm and I'll never wash it. Whenever I'm 
feeling down, I take it out and look at it and it always makes me feel 
better.
Stefan:I'll tell you why Mr. Lewinski kept that dress. She knew she 
could use it against the president at some time in the future.(he looks 
directly at Kat)Opportunistice females have always targeted rich and 
powerful men for thier own personal gain.
Kat:Was that directed at me, Stefan?
Stefan:If the shoe fits, wear it.

Sonny and Lois' Penthouse:
Lois(and Brooke enter)Hey, Bensonhurst, we're home.
Brooke:Maybe Uncle Sonny is asleep.
Lois:(looks at her watch)No, it's much too early for his bedtime. Maybe 
he's over at Jason's. He's not expecting us until the morning. I didn't 
call him and tell hiim I was able to get booked on an earlier flight. I 
wanted to surprise him. (she notices Brooke yawn)But I see it's way past 
somebody elses bedtime.
Brooke:I'm not tired.
Lois:I guess that's why you're yawning.
Brooke:But I want to wait up for Uncle Sonny.
Lois(picks her up and heads for the stairs)You can see Uncle Sonny in 
the morning. Right now, I'm taking you upstairs for a bath, then I'm 
putting you to bed.(she walks right past the note Brenda left for her 
without even noticing it.)

Barrett Mansion, Upstate New York:
Sonny(groggily opens his eyes and discovers himself in a strange room 
with his hands tied securely to the bedposts of the headboard of the bed 
he's laying on)What's going on?
Brenda(approaches the bed)I'm glad to see you're finally awake, baby.
Sonny(suddenly remembers everything)You drugged me!
Brenda:(smiles)Yes, I did.
Sonny:Why?
Brenda:Isn't it obvious. So we can spend the rest of our lives together 
just like we planned.
Sonny:You know I'm married to Lois now. That those plans can never 
become a reality now.
Brenda:Why not? You were married to Lily when we originally planned to 
runaway together.
Sonny:I wasn't in love with Lily, I am with Lois. Brenda, there's a part 
of me that will always love you, but I'm not in love with you, anymore.
Brenda(shrieks)Don't you dare say that to me! You have to love me. You 
don't have a choice.
Sonny:Just where are we, anyway. This place doesn't look familiar to me.
Brenda(giggles)This is the house I grew up in. This is my bedroom.(she 
goes over to a bunch of stuffed animals)And these are all my 
friends.(she starts picking up stuffed animals)This is Jerry Giraffe. 
This is Eli the elephant. This is Tommy the turtle...
Sonny:Are we alone, here? Just how did you manage to get me up here? Do 
you have someone working with you?
Brenda:Our family butler, Billingsley, arranged for some of the staff to 
carry you up her. I told them you were afraid of flying and took too 
many sleeping pills on the plane. Wasn't that clever of me.(it suddenly 
occurs too her what's going on in his mind)Don't even think of it, 
Sonny. I don't like tying you up, but I did. And if you start yelling 
your head off, eventhough I won't like doing it, I'll shove a gag down 
your throat. Do I make myself clear?

Wyndemere:
Stefan(gratefully shuts the door behind Jerry, Kat, Jason and 
Carly)Thank god, that's finally over.
Bobbie:I'm very proud of you, Stefan.
Stefan:Whatever for?
Bobbie:You handled yourself like a true gentleman, tonight. No matter 
how much you were provoked, you didn't rise to the bait.
Stefan:I can honestly say, Barbara, I've never had a dinner where the 
topic of conversation was sperm. Let's go to bed.
Bobbie:That sounds like a good idea to me.(as they head for the stairs 
there's a rapping at the front door)
Stefan(answers the door)Jacks, what are you doing here?
Jerry(leans against the doorway)I'm afraid our launch has sprung a leak. 
It looks like we're all stranded here for the night.






























































































Can't Guza come up with anything original? Is Robin even wearing the 
same outfit Lily wore when she went BOOM!

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