Sonny and Lois' Penthouse:
Brenda(opens the door to Chuck)Come in, Chuck.
Chuck(notices Sonny laying passed out on the couch)He's not dead, is he?
Brenda:No, he's just drugged.
Chuck:Who drugged him?
Brenda:I did. I want you to pick him up and take him down to my car.
Chuck:That's it?
Brenda:That's it.(she watches as he flings Sonny over his shoulder)Be 
careful with him. I don't want him hurt.(he exits with Sonny)
Lily:You'd better go upstairs and pack some of Sonny's things so it'll 
look like he left her of his own freewill.
Brenda:I'll go do that now.
Lily:And when you leave don't forget to leave behind the note for Lois.
Brenda:I've got it right here.(she waves it in the air)
Lily:Just what did you say in it?
Brenda:That Sonny and I ranaway together because we couldn't deny our 
love, anymore and not to try and find us.
Lily:Excellent.

Wyndemere:
Bobbie(Stefan, Carly and Jason are sitting around sipping their drinks 
unable to think of anything to talk about, while they wait for Jerry's 
arrival)Carly, tell me, just what has Michael been up to, lately.
Carly:He's started to crawl. He looks so cute as his little arms and 
legs crawl across the floor. You should see it.
Bobbie:Stefan, why don't you ask Jason about the dock's project.
Stefan:Why should I? I have no money involved in it. I have no interest 
in it. The stupid little strike didn't even effect my way of life in the 
slightest. You want me to say something to this thug? How's this? I'm 
glad to see you've stopped trying to be a clone of Sonny Corinthos. It's 
always good to develop ones own personality and style.
Jason:You mean like you and the color black. 
Stefan:Exactly.
Mrs. Lansbury(enters)Sir, if we dn't serve dinner soon it's going to be 
ruined.
Stefan:Where the hell is Jacks. It was his idea to have this dinner.
Jerry(enters with a smirking Kat on his arm)Here I am, Cassadine.
Stefan:Katherine, what are you doing here?
Jerry:She's my date. I took pity on her and thought I'd take her mind 
off her troubles by taking her out and showing her a good time, tonight. 
Being a man I can't imagine what it must be like to be knocked up and 
then being deserted by you.
Stefan:She's not pregnant. It's all a lie.
Kat:Oh, yes I am. I've got proof that I am right here in my purse. Do 
you want to see it. It's the result of a lab test.
Stefan:Even if you are pregnant, that doesn't mean I'm the father. Are 
you forgetting I had a vasectomy.
Jerry:You know, Cassadine, I've heard of men who had vasectomies who 
were still able to impregnate women. Maybe you should make an 
appointment with a doctor and find out if your sperm is sitll potent 
enough to knock someone up.
Stefan:Mrs. Lansbury, please serve dinner now.
Mrs. Lansbury:Yes, sir.
Stefan:(holds out his arm to Bobbie)Shall we, Barbara.
Kat(hisses to Jerry)Why did you suggest that. If Stefan goes to the 
doctor he'll be able to prove there's no possibility he could have 
gotten me pregnant and everything will be ruined.
Jerry:Darlin, use your head for something other than to pour peroxide on 
your hair. If Cassadine goes to the doctor, I'll simply have my lab tech 
friend whip up some fake test results saying Cassadine's sperm is 
fertile. Just like I did when I got her to give you that phony lab test 
saying you're pregnant. And once Cassadine thinks he's the father of 
your unborn child, you'll finally have a chance to get him back.
Kat(smiles vacuously)Then history will repeat itself and it'll be just 
like last time when Stefan and I were meeting clandestinely behind 
Bobbie's back.
Jerry:And when Bobbie finds out Cassadines up to his old tricks again 
with you, I'll be right there for her to turn to. It's a brilliant plan, 
isn't it?

Barrett Estate, Upstate New York:
Billingsley(the butler, opens the door to Brenda)Miss Brenda, what are 
you doing here? Miss Julia didn't say anything about you coming for a 
stay.
Brenda:It was a last minute decision. Billingsley, my husband and I have 
just flown in and my husband is so afraid of flying he took something to 
knock himself out during the flight. Unfortunately, he's still out. 
Could you find someone to carry him into the house and up to my bedroom, 
for me.
Billingsley:I thought you and Mr. Jacks were divorced.
Brenda:Oh, we are. This is my new husband. I'm sure my sister has told 
you about Sonny Corinthos. Well, Sonny and I finally got married. In 
fact, we just got married, today, this very afternoon. Sonny and I are 
on our honeymoon, and we thought we'd spend it, here, in the home I grew 
up in as a child.
Billingsley:Congratulations, Miss Brenda. I'll get some of the staff to 
retrieve both your husband and your luggage from the car.(he exits)
Lily:That was very good. But things have been easy up until now. It's 
going to get a whole lot more complicataed when Sonny wakes up. He's 
going to take to what you've done to him as well as a tiger does when 
you pull its tail. Have you thought of just what you're going to do when 
Sonny does wake-up?
Brenda:I'll think of that when I have to. All that matters is that I 
have Sonny, now, and I'm never going to let him go, again. No matter 
what I have to do to keep him.



























































































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