Old Mill Road:
Stefan:Excuse me? Why do you need to check what's in my trunk?
Cop:We had a report that there's contraband in your trunk.
Stefan:But as you can see the report was a prank. So why do you need to 
search my trunk.
Cop:We have to check out all reports. It's the paper work, you know.
Stefan:But I'm not the one who filed a complaint. As you can see I 
wasn't carjacked.
Cop:I still have to check your trunk. Someone reported an illegal 
substance was put in your trunk.
Stefan;I was obviously a lie by someone bent on causing me trouble.
Cop:Mr. Cassadine, there isn't something in your trunk you don't want me 
to see, is there?
Stefan;Of course not.
Cop:Then you should have no problem letting me look in your trunk. May I 
have your keys, please?
Stefan(hands them over, reluctantly)You do realize that this person who 
said there was something of an illegal nature in my trunk may habe done 
so because they'd put it in there, don't you?
Cop:I suppose that's always possible, sir.(he opens the trunk and it 
shocked at what he sees)Oh, my god!
Stefan:I can assure you I have no idea how that got in there.(he rushes 
to the back of the car and is shocked by what he sees in the trunk)What 
the hell is that?
Cop:(takes out of the trunk an inflatable anatomically correct rubber 
woman)I believe it's a sex toy. Yours, sir?
Stefan:No, it most certainly is not. Get that vulgar thing away from me.
Cop:Well, Mr. Cassadine, I guess you're free to go.(he puts the sex toy 
back in Stefan's trunk and closes it)I'm sorry for the inconvenience. 
You have a nice night, now, won't you.
Stefan(watches the cop drive away)Peasant! (he goes to his trunk, opens 
it and throws the sex toy to the side of the road)Jones you have messed 
with me for the last time.(he gets back in his car and heads to Look Out 
Point)

Sonny's Penthouse:
Sonny(and Luke watching Laura)Well, Luke, what do you think? Do you 
really think Laura's going dipsy-doodle?
Luke:I don't know wht to make of this. As long as I've known Laura I've 
never seen her act like this. I mean, I saw Laura freak out once when 
Alexandria Quartermaine killed this guy James Duval in her apartment and 
when Laura found him, she flashed back to killing David Hamilton. But 
I've never seen her like this.
Sonny:I wasn't around when Brenda had her breakdown. Maybe if I was, I 
would have spotted some signs and have been able to do something from 
preventing it from happening. Maybe this is a sign and if you ignore it 
the same thing that happened to Brenda will happen to Laura.
Carly:I think it's working.
Laura(vaguely)What?
Carly:Our plan.
Laura:What plan?
Carly;You know the plan to make Uncle Luke think you're coming off your 
spool. It was a stroke of pure genius to wear that dress, tonight. You 
should have seen the look on Uncle Luke's face when he saw you.
Laura:Oh, I didn't lie to Luke. What I said was true. I was going 
through some of my old things remembering how happy Luke and I were 
together before the Cassadines came to Port Charles when I cam across it 
and I decided to put it on. Just wearing this dress makes me feel 
happy.(her attention is drawn to the song that starts playing on the 
radio)Oh, Luke, listen, it's "Fascination". Will you dance with me?
Luke:Sure.
Carly:Maybe she really is nuts.
Laura:Luke, remember when we danced through the aisles of Wyndham's that 
night. We were so happy then, weren't we?
Luke:Yes, it was a magical night. Laura, what would you think of me 
moving back home. Would you like that? Would that make you happy?
Laura;Oh, yes, I'd love it. It's the thing I want most. For us to be a 
family, again, the way we used to be.
Luke:All right, then after we finish our dance, I'll go upstairs and 
pack my things and we'll go home together.

Port Charles Mortuary:
Tony(and Helena watching as Katherine's body is shoved into the furnace 
to be cremated)I don't know why you insisted on us disposing of 
Katherine's body. It still could have been a use to us.
Helena:Dr. Jones, pouting in a man of your age is very unattractive.
Tony:But we could have used Katherine's body to torment Stefan and 
Bobbie some more. We should have made them have to get rid of it and we 
could have kept making it show up when they least expected it so they'd 
have to keep scrambling to hide it before anyone caught them with it.
Helena:Dr. Jones, I think you've watched one too many B movies where the 
stars had to scramble to hide the stiff. Or as the Kenny Rogers person 
says, "You gotta know when to hold the, you gotta know when to fold 
them, you gotta know when to walk away and you gotta know when to run." 
To continue to play, "Body, Body Whose Got The Body" with my son and 
your ex-wife would have become redundant and tedious. You'd be beating a 
dead horse or in this case a dead Kat. Besides, she was beginning to 
smell.
Tony:So we just let Stefan and Bobbie off the hook.
Helena:Hardly. Because of that stunt they pulled at the Quartermaines, 
this afternoon, when Katherine doesn't return the police will be called 
in. Without Katherine's body they'll have to find a way to explain where 
she is if they want to stop a full-fledged investigation from taking 
place. So I'd say they're troubles are just beginning.

Look Out Point:
Bobbie(as Stefan pulls up and gets out of his car)Stefan, what took you 
so long.
Stefan;I ran into some trouble courtesy of Dr. Jones.
Bobbie:What has Tony done now.
Stefan:He called the police pretending to be me claiming I'd been 
carjacked, he also told the police there was something in my trunk. On 
my way here the police pulled me over and looked into my trunk.
Bobbie:My god! They didn't find Katherine, did they?
Stefan:No, but only because Jones removed her and replaced her with an 
inflatable rubber woman.
Bobbie:Well, when you think about it there's really not much difference, 
is there?
Stefan:Barbara, this is not the time for levity.
Bobbie:So what are we going to do now? Just wait for Katherine's body to 
pop up again.
Stefan:Barbara, if we can't find a way to make the police think 
Katherine's dead and it was an accident, there's going to be an 
investigation into her disappearance. During that investigation someone 
may come forward who saw her entering the Brownstone the night of her 
death. We can't risk that.
Bobbie:How are we supposed to do that without a body. Stefan, do you 
realize Katherine Bell is more trouble to us dead than she ever was when 
she was alive?
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