Jacks' Estate, Alaska:
John(opens the door to Jax)Jasper, what a surprise to see you. Is 
something wrong.
Jax:It's Brenda.
John:What else is new. So, tell me, what has she done now.
Jax:She's gotten herself pregnant by Sonny Corinthos.
John:Corinthos, again!
Jax:It's always been Corinthos. Dad, when she came back to Port Charles 
she was coming back to him, not me. But when she found out he'd married 
Carly Benson, she pretended she'd come back to me, good old second-best 
Jax.
John:Jax, you're nobody's second best. I didn't raise you to accept 
being second best to anyone. Least of all Sonny Corinthos.
Jax:You haven't heard the rest of it. It turns out Brenda's been using 
me to make Corinthos jealous in some half-baked plan to get him back. 
She even set a wedding date to marry m e to try and force Corinthos to 
dump his wife and come back to her.
John:You say she's pregnant. How do you know you're not the father.
Jax:Because Brenda hasn't let me touch her since she came back. She's 
saving it all for Corinthos. They slept together at the Quartermaine 
party welcoming Brenda back. They snuck away from the party and slipped 
down to the boathouse and had their way with each other.
John:Which resulted in her current pregnancy. Jasper, please tell me you 
don't still want this woman after all she's done to you.
Jax:Don't worry, Dad, I don't, but I don't intend to let her get away 
with what she's done to me, either. That's where you come in. I need 
your help.
John:Just name it and it's yours.
Jax:Brenda's got an appointment with her doctor, today, to verify her 
pregnancy. The minute the doctor confirms it, I'll no longer be of any 
use to her and she'll use her pregnancy to break-up Corinthos' marriage. 
And if she leaves me, I'll be unable to get my revenge against her.
John:And you want me to do something about this.
Jax:That's why I'm here.
John:Well, we could play this one of two ways. We could tamper with her 
pregnancy test so the results say she isn't pregnant when she really is, 
which will buy you some time. Or if you really want to make her suffer, 
we could let Brenda find out she's pregnant, but takes steps, afterwards 
to make sure she can't tell Corinthos about her news. Which do you 
prefer?

The Brownstone:
Stefan(enters)Katherine's car is parked down the street.
Bobbie:Stefan, we can't do this to Katherine. Don't you know of some 
mortician who'd be willing to cremate Katherine, secretly, so we could 
treat her with some respect.
Stefan:Do you think I like this, Barbara? At one time I thought I'd be 
spending the rest of my life with that woman. But we don't have a choice 
in this matter. Jones hasn't left us with one. If Katherine just 
vanishes from Port Charles, the police will suspect foul play and Jones 
may be able to use the situation to frame us for Katherine's murder. But 
if we make it look like Katherine died in a fiery automobile accident, 
it'll cover up the fact she was shot to death and there won't be any 
investigation. Her death will be ruled an accident.
Bobbie:All right, you have a point. I guess we don't have a choice. So 
how are we going to pull this off.
Stefan:First off, we need to get you a blonde wig resembling Katherine's 
hairstyle.
Bobbie:Why?
Stefan:Katherine needs to be seen driving her car around, not to mention 
going into her suite at the Quartermaines.
Bobbie:You want me to impersonate Katherine?
Stefan:Barbara, if Katherine doesn't go home to the Quartermaines, soon, 
they could report her missing to the police.
Bobbie:Just how am I supposed to go into the Quartermaines pretending to 
be Katherine. If they see me, they're going to know it's me.
Stefan:Not if they only see you from the back, they won't. From what I 
could see the Quartermaines pay very little attention to Katherine. They 
treat her as nothing more than a nuisance, so if you enter their 
mansion, I doubt anyone is going to try and engage you in conversation. 
All you have to do is enter the mansion and go up to Katherine's suite. 
Then I'll arrive and have a fight with Katherine. Then Katherine will 
take off in her car never to be seen from, again. When the Quartermaines 
are questioned by the police, they can tell them Katherine took off in 
her car after having an argument with me.
Bobbie:I don't know, Stefan...
Stefan:Trust me, Barbara, it will work.

Helena's Yacht:
Helena(as Tony enters)Dr. Jones, I'm surprised to see you here. I 
thought you'd left town and were on the run from the law.
Tony:No doubt due to your lying son and my lying ex-wife.
Helena:What was that about Stefan?
Tony:Your son has taken up a ghoulish pastime, recently. He's into to 
burying people alive. Me, for instance.
Helena:You! Dr. Jones, you must tell me everything.
Tony:I'm sure you heard that Bobbie and I were spending some time alone 
together up at my cabin in the woods.
Helena:You mean when you kidnapped her?
Tony:Whatever. Anyway, Bobbie attacked me with a fire poker and your son 
buried me alive.
Helena:Perhaps, I was wrong about Stefan. Perhaps he is a chip off 
Mikkos Cassadine's block, after all. Just why have you come to me, Dr. 
Jones.
Tony:You got me out of my legal problems, once before. I'd like you to 
do the same thing, now. I'm sick of having to skulk around in the 
shadows to avoid being spotted by the police. I want to go back to 
living a normal life, again.
Helena:What haven't you told me, Dr. Jones. Don't expect me to believe 
you've been hiding out in your little cabin in the woods all this time. 
So just what have you been up to?
Tony:All right, I spent my time hiding out in the Brownstone gaslighting 
Bobbie.
Helena:And?
Tony:I killed Katherine Bell and tried to frame Bobbie for it and it 
would have worked if your miserable son hadn't screwed everything up.
Helena:Just how did Stefan do that?
Tony:He hid her body in Bobbie's freezer before the police arrived.
Helena:Stefan always did love to play with dead things. Where is the 
unfortunate Ms. Bells' body now. Is it still on ice?
Tony(smiles evilly)No, I took it and stashed it in Bobbie's bed.
Helena(returns his wicked grin)Why, you nasty little devil. Do you think 
Ms. Spencer and Stefan have gotten rid of Ms. Bell, yet?
Tony:No, they'll have to wait until dark and when they do try to dispose 
of Katherine, I'm going to have another nasty little surprise in store 
for them.
Helena;I like the way you think, Dr. Jones. In fact, I think you and I 
should start working together to make Stefan and Ms. Spencer's lives 
miserable. I really thing we could accomplish great things together.
Tony:Then is that a yes. Will you help me out of my legal problems.
Helena:That's most definitely a yes. Of course, you do know there will 
be a price for my help, don't you?
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