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| Jack Hunter was born at the exact same moment as Jesus Christ died on the third of june 1969 at woodstock. In his spare time he makes creatures for God. One of his most treasured creatures is Edgar Lennin our lord and savage cabbage maker. He has a full time job as an unemployed lawyer and joined the Freak Factory[UK] because he was bored and it was raining. Jack Hunter died on the 35th of January 2057 BC. may he live forever in the reverends of spam. |
| Gavin Nelson's life began 1900 years ago tomorrow. He was born in a Melk Float factory, underneath a sparrow. He has lived with his pigeon forever since never, surviving on nothing but his homemade food and various other forms of vommit. In his spare time he auctions off horse sperm to needy women, and inseminates them by hand. His job is as a Rabbit chef in Bognors most classy restaurant "Le Baton de Cheval". He created the Freak Factory [UK] after a fatal mispronunciation of Melk Float. |
| (c) Freak Factory [UK] 2001 |
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| picture stolen from my favorite dog : Corbis |
| picture stolen from my favorite dog : Corbis |
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