Welcome to the official Jackhole Creator interview. Here we have a brand NEW!! interview with the Jackhole Creators P.Criddy and Joe Momma. Get ready for us here at JackholeTheMovie.cjb.net to blow ya minds.

Interviewer:
So we here at JackholeTheMovie.cjb.net have been reported that P.Criddy's band Adio Deff Syndrom might have a song in Jackhole 3 is this true?
Joe Momma:
How the hell should I know? Dumbass...

Interviewer:
Well your Co-Creator so, you should know.
P.Criddy:
Well we might! Might! but, so far we don't really know.

Interviewer:
So, we were wondering what bands you guys are into now?
Joe Momma:
Blink 182, cKy, Green Day, The Killers, Gorillaz, The Used, My Chemical Romance, and HIM. The new Gorillaz album: Demon Days kicks ass and same with The Used: In Love And Death and My Chemical Romance: 3 Cheers For Sweet Revenge.
P.Criddy:
Blink 182, The Killas, cKy, Green Day, the USED, HIM, Drowning Pool, Velvet Revolver, Clutch (kinda), Slipknot (rarely), Godsmack.

Interviewer:
Cool,
Do you like any new skaters? If so who? and who do you already like?
Joe Momma:
I always and still do like Bam Margera, Eric Koston, and Rodney Mullen. I also like Geoff Rowley and Bucky Lasek. That's awesome that Lasek is now on Element. I can't wait to see Elementality which comes out May 15th (I think), Ryan Sheckler, Tosh Townend, Mike Valley.
P.Criddy:
Geoff Rowley, Eric Koston, Rodney Mullen, Bam Margera, Jamie Thomas, Ragdoll, Ryan Sheckler, Mike Valley, Tosh Townend, Jamie Thomason.

Interviewer:
So far, what do you think will be the critics rating for Jackhole 3?
Joe Momma:
I think assholes will think it sucks and call us pussies. But, let's see them try to make a better movie with only 5 dollars to their names. Cool people will respect the fact we did this for them.
P.Criddy:
I think it's FUCKING beautiful, and those who say tit isn't i'll shit in they face and not say ma bad, But like Joe Momma said, people who like it will see in it we made this masterpeice for YOU!

Interviewer:
Okay this is a 4 part question. One. Why isn't it out yet?
Joe Momma:
Because we don't have enough money yet to copy it and stuff. Right now it's all half-assed and dumb, so it's better to wait and make it better.

Interviewer:
When will it be out?
P.Criddy:
Well, I thought it'd be cool to wait until Jackhole 3 was out, because then we could make it so like if you buy Jackhole 3 you could get Jackhole 2k also as like a buy one get one free.

Interviewer:
How much do you think it'll be?
Joe Momma:
It will probably be between $15-20, since it's like two movies in one.

Interviewer:
What do you think people will think of Jackhole 2K?
P.Criddy & Joe Momma:
Well, people who like really stupid comedys like Spy Hard and Kung Pow might find it stupidly funny. Those who didn't like those well, screw you!

Interviewer:
Rumors are flying around that there will be NO Jackhole 4. Are these rumors true?
Joe Momma:
It's not 100% true, but most likely Jackhole 3 will be the final chapter. But hey, maybe if we have enough weed you'll see a 4th one. The main reason that there probably won't be another one is because good and possible ideas are hard to come up with. And we need a camera.
P.Criddy:
HE. HE. WEED!!! lol i'm all for a 4th but we'd have to find a camera, editing system, and other shit. I'd really hope we could make a finale I've also had an idea ever since we decided it'd be hard think think ideas is we make a Jackhole Forum and a thread could have fans or just ordinary people posting ideas they had, but there would one major rule. Only post if your apsofuckingloutly surious and not joking about the idea you have and to have the idea be possible.

Interviewer:
Final Question. Are there any future projects you guys are thinking aboot? Also, are there any side-projects you're doing now?
Joe Momma:
Whatever P. Criddy is doing, I'll probably be a part of it and help. Like we have our new skate video: Total Destruction, Jackhole: The Best Of, and I might help in the Adio Deff Syndrom band. Other than that, I go where the wind blows me.
P.Criddy:
Hmmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmm, Well, like Joe Momma said some of the side-projects are Total Destruction Video presented by Public Destruction, Adio Deff Syndrom. Ummm. I've been working on a couple scripts for Short films i might film then post on either LimeWire or IFILMs we came up with an idea for a Jackhole 4 but it's just greatest hits and it's called Jackhole: The Best Of, instead of Jackhole 4, because it's easier because we don't have to come up with new ideas, but of course we will film a few new ones so it's not ALL old. ETC.