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SPECIAL OCCASIONS CAN BE OH SO LONELY... |
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Written by Jennifer Vaughn and Dr. C. Weiss |
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A little Christmas Cheer.... |
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Poor poor Scarah!!! The poor chub-o just can't grasp the concept!!!! But wait.....maybe Jack is planning a secret surprise!!! Maybe o maybe he'll magically appear!!! Maybe that'll be his Holiday surprise this year!! No more cards of him and his wife, no more sparatic messages!!! Scarah must keep her sausage-like fingers crossed a bit longer in hopes of a miracle!!!!
Her eyes watering over with tears, Scarah stared at the computer screen longing for Jack to log on, stuffing her face with a bean and cheese burrito. "Merry Christmas, Jack...wherever you are." |
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SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!!! |
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It was Super Bowl Sunday, and still no word from Jack. The red lines on Scarah's face from the keyboard had become more visible and served as a constant reminder of the nights she'd fallen asleep at her computer in hopes that the ellusive Jack would log on and confess his undying love for her. She thought of the countless football comments Jack had made during their brief history together. Well, they were never really "together" but Scarah felt that their countless deep and serious conversations counted as quality time.
Scarah closed her eyes and wished that Jack could watch the Super Bowl with her. Even though she and Jack lived in separate states, Scarah went on with her bowl plans as though he would be with her. She ordered four of Pizza Huts Hungry Hippo Super Bowl Family Packs. She had gone to the store and purchased a 4 pack of Strawberry wine coolers so that she and Jack could split them and become brutally intoxicated. It would only take her a few sips, she was certain, but she wanted to show off her tolerance to Jack so she had planned to try and finish a whole one. Scarah had even read up on the teams involved and had even decided which one to pretend she had followed all along should her Jack arrive to make love to her. |
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