It all started out as a normal day. I went to my classes then I went to the computer lab to "checka ma email". As usual, Scarah was in the lab. Scarah lives in the computer lab I think. If she's not at her house or trying to convince people that she's getting married, she is in the computer lab. So Scarah walked over to me and starting talking, and I did the usaual thing and mostly ignored her. But then I heard "free chinese food" and I was all ears. So, I ended up getting suckered into going to the mall with her, but I got free food so I didn't care.
Earlier that day I had the idea of writing an article about young girls who like old men. I was going to use Scarah as my source, and maybe Bongo too. So, as we were leaving for the mall I told Scarah about my article except I didn't tell her I was going to use her for a source. Much to my suprise, and delight, however, she told me that I SHOULD use her for a source! I didn't even have to trick her into it!!!
So I started with a simple interview. The questions started out easy and non-intrusive. First I asked her who was the oldest guy she had ever gone out with. Her answer: 47.....From there, I knew I was golden. This was going to be the tell all expose I had always dreamed of!!!
She continued to answer my questions, and they all pointed at the old man. I continued to play dumb for a while, then when she started thinking I was an idiot for not knowing who she was talking about, I shouted out "Dude!!! Are you talking about that old dude!? The one who got shot!?" To which she answered yes.
So, feigning amazement, I continued on with the interview. Even though she had admitted to dating the old man, she could have just meant that they had an online relationship. Then I asked her where they had their first date. Her answer: at his house....
Holy shit....
Not only did she admit to having an attraction to an old man...the old man was fake...and she was trying to convince me that she had actually dated him and met him in person......That is truly fucked up....I was at a loss for words.....
So after all is said and done, Scarah better hope her "fiance" doesn't find out about her relationship with our good buddy Jack....but then again, her fiance is probably fake as well.....