bear05jt: hi
jackgarner55: how was your weekend?
bear05jt: it was good how was yours?
jackgarner55: as well as can be expected
jackgarner55: i tell you what...theres some weird shit going down and i dont know what the hell it is
bear05jt: im sorry...yeah carrie called my cell the other day
jackgarner55: what? how did she get your phone number, i dont even have it
bear05jt: i gave it to you on here
jackgarner55: i never got it
jackgarner55: maybe she got to it before i did
jackgarner55: maybe that would explain all the weirdness
bear05jt: i don't know
jackgarner55: what did she say to you?
bear05jt: she wanted to know who i was but i didn't tell her cuz i couldn't figure out who she was
jackgarner55: then how do you know it was her?
bear05jt: cuz it was
jackgarner55: did she say it was
bear05jt: no but trust me it was her
jackgarner55: ok
jackgarner55: well, she wont talk to me lately, except to yell at me and call me a cheating bastard, which is kind of ironic because im not cheating, but i think she is...
bear05jt: that is probably my fault but i didn't acctually do anything wrong
jackgarner55: i am going to die cold and alone...
bear05jt: you are not going to die cold and alone
jackgarner55: do you think i look like george w>
bear05jt: no i think you look like the dude off of allias
jackgarner55: who?
bear05jt: the one heidi sent you
jackgarner55: ok
jackgarner55: i didnt know who that guy was
jackgarner55: she sent a picture of george w as well and told me i look like him...
jackgarner55: you have weird friends
jackgarner55: so, did you find me any hot girlfriends in kearney?
bear05jt: i know that...not yet...im still lookin
jackgarner55: well, you should hurry up and get on that...it sucks here...
jackgarner55: everything sucks here, my wife is cheating on me, i cant get a job, ive drifted into alcoholism, .....who knows what will happen next if i dont get away from here.
bear05jt: so move
jackgarner55: You know what sucks? I see my old fiance's sister quite a bit, and she looks a lot like her, and that just makes everything even more shitty having to think about that all the time...
bear05jt: kim says get a real pic
jackgarner55: im going to move...as soon as i find a place
jackgarner55: whos kim?
jackgarner55: is she hot?
bear05jt: there are tons of places
bear05jt: kim is not hot so she says and i don't knwo who she is and neither do you
jackgarner55: you dont know who she is? but still you're talking to her about me?
jackgarner55: interesting....
bear05jt: brb
jackgarner55: people who say theyre not hot usually are pretty hot...
bear05jt: she says well im not
jackgarner55: ok
bear05jt: besides she is taken so it is really pointless
jackgarner55: ok
bear05jt: brb
jackgarner55: ok
jackgarner55: hey kim, are you there?
bear05jt: no she isn't
jackgarner55: dammit!
jackgarner55: :D
bear05jt: ouch
jackgarner55: what?
bear05jt: talk to you later.....
bear05jt: i will be back online in like 20 minutes
jackgarner55: ok
jackgarner55: bye