THE
INNER REALM
At first
glance of this picture It shows a normal behaving boy knee deep in a fish pond.
In actual fact, this boy was trying to achieve a higher state of Zen by getting
his legs wrinkled. He sees this as a sensational form of meditating while taking
leisure photographs of himself. A self-confessed water-wrinkling addict, he
has achieved many awards for purely wrinkling his legs. There was one incident
where he could not feel them at ALL!.!.!. "Not to worry, I usually rest
a few days for my blood to circulate then its back to the fish pond for me!",
he exclaims.
This is Khairul, one
of Jacs favourite jerk offs. He may look like a jerk off now, wait till you
see how he can run off to play with his balls. Although Khairul may always be
readily handy for hurling verbal insults at, he sometimes snaps back at Jac
for being "insensitive" to his girlish nature. "We all in the
class understands Khairuls unruly nature. We give in to him most of the time.",
he sighs.
This
picture follows the kidnapping hoo-hah incident that Jac landed himself into
after running into the 3 notorious cannibals, rabbit finger boys. Following
a citation of fat people should be locked up in cages, the rabbit finger boys
found a quick substitute for their victim and strapped him tight onto a shopping
trolley. Intending to have Jac for supper, they took a last photo of their trophy
with their infamous rabbit fingers. Or so they thought...
Fortunately,
for Jac, whos always ready for such situations helped himself by stripping the
ringleaders trousers off. As the rest of the boys had resentment against the
leader, Anthony, they followed the suit and did the same thing. Due to the overwhelming
power of the strip and mutiny, Anthony gave up the idea of having Jac for dinner.
"I told myself that I saved my life... who knows what lies ahead was disaster!.",
he explained.
The
Rabbit Finger Boys decided to let Jac be their guest member of their very exclusive
gang. Although very reluctant, he decided to give it a try and also do a little
disco dancing with them. Jac decided to take this opportunity to know them better
so as to seek for police help after he is released. Things did not turn out
as it seems. "One drink led to another and at the end of the party I just
for got who I was!.", Jac mourned.
"I
guess I decided to stay on in the gang and helped out in the plundering and
eating." Everyone decided to see Jac as an Ass and let him stay as a member
of the group. "I cannot bare to betray them!.", he exclaimed in the
end. The police is looking for Jac Kee Chia Chuan, 22 studying in NYP . He suffers
from severe Dysfunctionality and is presumably dangerous as a Teapot. Public
are advised to stay at home and lock their doors, while Jac starts plundering.
THE END