This site was created in response to a recent uprising in poser Jack Bauers. That's right, the men who think they are as hard as the real thing. They are a threat that will mislead the lives of many if not stopped soon.
On TV, in the news, and even in our day to day lives, we come into contact with people who for some reason think they are equally as hard as Special Agent Jack Bauer. Of course this is obviously not the case. But what do we do? How do we show them the error in their ways?
To the dedicated 24 watcher, the question of Jack's superior hardness is not a question at all. However to one who has for some strange reason never happened upon the glory of 24, the lack of Jack could lead to a terrible outcome.
One could begin watching such shows as CSI, Law and Order, Blind Justice, etc. and start to believe that the characters on those shows are "hard." One could even skip TV entirely and find a hero they deem to be "hard" in their local community!
What would result is a widespread misconception of hardness; the effects of which could have disasterous effects on the community, environment, and world as we know it.
This misconception would probably also lead to a greater terrorist threat - and while Jack can no doubt handle it - we really don't want to see him crying* again at the end of the day. The man has been through enough.
With that being said, we didn't really have a choice in making this site. If Jack can dedicate his life to protecting us/being hard all the time, we surely can create a website attesting to that very hardness.
*Tears of pure hardness.
To scientifically prove Jack Bauer's infinite hardness.
Our Method:
Jack Bauer and his challengers will be assessed on numerous levels of hardness in order to achieve a measurable quantity for comparison.
