-Chris Pontius (Gumball 3000)
-Chris Pontius (Gumball 3000)
-Steve-O
-Chris Pontius
-Bam Margera
-Brandon DiCamillo
-Ryan Dunn
-Dave England
-Wee-Man
-Raab-Himself
-Rake Yohn
-Brandon DiCamillo
-Ehren McGhehey
-Bam Margera
-Ryan Dunn
-Ryan Dunn
-Jason
-Johnny Knoxville
-April Margera
-Bam Margera
-Chris Pontius
-Bam Margera
-Ryan Dunn
-Bam Margera
-Ryan Dunn
-Bam Margera
-Johnny Knoxville
-Johnny Knoxville
-Ryan Dunn
-Bam Margera
-Mani Puig
-Johnny Knoxville
'Everyone is worried about these Latvian gangs robbing us, I wanna join.'
'The Russian Police stern, stern but fair.'
'You look as fresh as a fuckin' daisy!'
'I wish life was a porno movie.'
'It's a skunk, it's a skunk with wheels!'
'Today's victors aren't named 'Victor' at all. It's Dave and Ehren, and they used key finger placement...'
'He broke his tailbone. That's ok, we don't have tails anymore, what's the purpose of having one?'
'I don't mean to toot my own horn, but BEEP BEEP!'
'I'm Wee-Man and this- is a wee hand...'
'Hot dog gymnastics!'
'I HATE MUSTARD!'
'In the blue shorts we have the one that makes the girls go OOOOOOO- Steve-O!
And in the pink shorts that aren't red at all we have Ryan-I'm-almost-Dunn!
'Oh-dude! This is the meter place...this is the enemy!'
'I'm Bam Margera, and I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today.'
'I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a..stupid...idea rolling down a hill.'
'This is the slingshot redemption!'
'Would that stop an assailant?'
'That could stop a fuckin' freight train!'
'What are you, a jerk? Now i gotta get it outta that- BAM!'
'Oh God, you look like a egg with legs coming out of it!'
'From my experiments with sexiness, it seems like alot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually i'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.'
'We're getting arrested 'coz of you!'
'Ahh, We're getting arrested?!?'
'I think so. Are you cold?'
'You're an idiot!'
'Ha ha ha!'
'Oh! It feels like my eyes have gonnorhea!'
'It was horrible. I was a wash in a sea of poo!'
'L-a-d-ies!'
'Oh my god- you smell like hot trash!'
'You know.... you piss...'
'Hey...I'm Johnny Knoxville... welcome to Jackass!'
