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When your Dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14
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Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
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Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
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Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
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Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
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When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
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Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
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Don't sneeze in front of Mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
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Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
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Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
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You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
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Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
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If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
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Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
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Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
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When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
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Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
