Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.�
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...�
The moral:� When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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There are two theories to arguin' with a woman.
Neither one works.
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Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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The quickest way to double your money
is to fold�it over and put it back in your pocket.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects
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No man is great if he thinks he is
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