Worst_Ruby

Sunny: Shhhhh!!!!! Ruby doesn't know about this page so shhhh!!!!
Chen Fang: *suddenly pops in* Hey! I'm out of that stupid pink bubble! Yes!
Sunny: *still stunned from Chen Fangs unexpected and unwanted appearence*
Chen Fang: Wait.... where am I? Hey? Wait! Hey J-
Sunny: *clamps hand over his mouth* Shhhh!!!!! Our real names are not to be told to the sane world!!!! *realizes her hand's still over his mouth* Ew!!!!! Yuckyness!!!!!!!*instead of wiping her hands, she smacked Chen Fang unconscious on purpo- erm.... by mistake* Oops! Sorry Fangy!!!! *inoccent smile*
Chen Fang: Euh...... *swirled eyes*
Sunny: Now back to the page! Anyways, this is a page on the worst names to call Ruby! They go from worst, to worserer, to worstess (if the last two words weren't real words, they are now!)
Chen Fang: .............*still dazed*................
Sunny: Anyways, no one bother with the weirdo sane kid who's now unconscious! *points to Chen Fang and a mysterious unknown audience boos*
Sunny: Anyways, here's the list! Enjoy and don't tell Ruby! (Or my pathetic excuse for a life will be over!)

Worst:
1. Swallow (A person in a chinese movie, but the name's tanslated)
2. Nut-brain
3. Usagi
4. Bunny

Worserer:
5. Lovergirl
6. UsagiEGW (Evgeny Girlfriend Wannabe) *snickers*
7. Meat-ball Head (Cause she has a tendencie to act like Usagi at some times)
8. Odango-atama-chan (another way of saying Meat-ball Head)

Worstess:
9. Curly (Cause her hair was once curly)
10. Meilin(from CCS cause her hair resembles Usagi's)
11. Spaced-out DoDo brain
12. Crazed, insane, love-sick, NON-inoccent wacko.

Sunny: And there you have it folks!
Ruby: *saunters in casually* There they have what?
Sunny: Oh just the Wor-*sees Ruby* Ack!!!!! Where'd you come from!!!!
Ruby: RGTV! Why?
Sunny: Uh... heh.... um... nothing really... heh...
Ruby: Hey! What's that behind your back?
Sunny: Huh? Behind m-my back? N-nothing! Nothing's behind it!!! Heh...
Ruby: *snatches paper* What's on here?
Sunny: Oh nothing, just... you know... a groceries list.... heh...
Ruby: Really? Lest see! I've always wanted to know how you shop for food!
Sunny: Uh.. yeah. but it's really boring! *trying to stall time* You really don't want to read it!
Ruby: Just a quick peek!
sunny: But-
Ruby: *starts reading* Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! How dare you call me those things you )*&%&^%*&$*&%*&^_(*&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunny: Well, see ya folks, and pray that I live!!!!!!
Ruby: Sunny! I'm gonna beat the livin' lights out of ya!
Three Lights: Hey!
Ruby and Sunny: Shut up!
*a few hours later*
Chen Fang: Huh? What happened? Where am I?
*alarm* Intruder alert! Intruder alert! *a robot comes in carring a machine gun* Die Intruder!!!!!!!! *tries to kill Chen Fang, but he's too fast for his own good* Ruby!!!!!!!! I'm gonna get you for thissss!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! GEt away from me you stupid robots!!!!!
*alarm* Intruder alert Intruder alert!