| Chichiri vs Nakago |
| Ruby: Okay, there is no question in who's gonna win this battle! It's definitely Chichiri!!!!!!! Wai!!! Chichiri is gonna win!!!! Muahahaha!!!!!! Die Nakago!!! Death to Nakago! (parody of Dragon Half) Sunny: Uh.... yeah.. right, whatever... Cherry-chan: *heart popping out of her eyes* *stares at Tasuki while holding onto his arm* (zombie-like) Taaaasssuuuukiiiii...... *-* Chichiri: *in a shade of red* Ruby: Are you okay Chichiri? Chichiri: Is A Yem... erm! No! I mean... As Y Iem! No! I- I mean Yes I AM! Yes! Yes I am!!!! *getting so red you can see through his mask* Ruby: You're sure? I mean.... I can see through your mask. Maybe you have a cold. If you do, I don't want you to fight! You can't fight it you're sick! Chichiri: No! I'm alright! Nakago: Flowers, flowers, how pretty they are.... *sighs* Sunny: *bops Nakago on top of head with mallet sama* Shut up with your stupid flowers!!!! Nakago: *has force field on, and continues with his corny poem* They shine so bright like a star.... Sunny: SHUT UP!!!! THAT'S THE WORST POEM EVER! Nakago: *his poem carries on* The petals are soft, oh yes they are... Ruby: What's wrong with him? Sunny: Idiot here doesn't know the meaning of shut up! Ruby: Maybe you should just say it nicely.... Sunny: Yeah, right, like that's gonna work! Ruby: *sweetly* Now come on Nakago.... stop you poem, and start battling... okay? Sunny: It's not gonna work. Nakago: But fighting is bad. You should not fight. *the poems starts up once again* They seem distant, and so far.... Sunny: Told ya... Ruby: Uh... come on! Flowers aren't that important are they? Nakago: Yes they are.... Flowers are important. They smell pretty like a candy bar.... Sunny: *teardrop* Erm... that's REALLY corny... Ruby: Uh... yeah... but you know... battling is MORE important! Nakago: No, flowers are more important. They're still pretty even when they're covered in tar.... Sunny: He's hopeless.... Ruby: Heh... maybe.... but I'm just gonna give it another shot. Nakago, you know that you HATE flowers, and you LOVE figthing! Nakago: Who said that? That's not true. I love flowers. And flowers are also very pretty even when run over by a car. Ruby: *getting a little bit frustrated.... just a little bit mind you...* WHY YOU STUPID PERSON!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?! NO ONE LIKES FLOWERS AND- Nakago: *interrups Ruby* I like flowers. They are the prettiest things even when they're encased in a jar.... Ruby: HEY!!!! I WAS TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID EXCUSE FOR A BAD PERSON!!!!!! Cherry-chan: Why don't you just give him mean pills? Ruby: WELL WHAT GOOD WILL- hey.... that's not a bad idea. *evil grin* Sunny: Cherry-chan! Now look what you did!!! Cherry-chan: *innocently* what? *flutters eyelashes* Sunny: *shakes head* oy.... Tasuki: Why am I even here? Cherry-chan: Cause you just are! Tasuki: Uh... yeah... whatever..... Cherry-chan: And also because you love me! Tasuki: HEY!!! how'd you find out!?!?! Uh... I mean how did you know!? Wait.... that's not right.... I meant I do love you...erm... WAIT!!!!! HOW SCREWED AM I?!?!?! Cherry: Not at all! Tasuki: I know, but- wiat....... I'm not? Cherry-chan: Nope! Not one bit! Sunny: Eeeewwwww!!!!! Sappy love!!!!! Yuck! Ruby: Oh look there's Amiboshi!!!! Sunny: Oh! Where? Who where when why how?!?!?! Ruby: You do know that you are the biggest hypocrit alive right? Sunny: Yeppers! Now, where is Amiboshi? Ruby: I was just kidding about that.... -_-;; Sunny: Oh... okay then..................... DIE RUBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts chasing Ruby around with mallet-sama* Chichiri: *uses a force field to protect Ruby* Sunny: *runs into force field* OW! Hey!!!!!!! Ruby!!!! That's not fair!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts banging on the force field* Amiboshi: What are you doing Sunny? Sunny: *sees Amiboshi* AMIBOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to give Amiboshi a hug* Amiboshi: Uh.... *starts to turn blue from lack of air* Su-sunny! C-can't b-br-breath... Sunny: *just notices a change in Amiboshi's face color* Oh! Oops... heh.... sorry.... Amiboshi: *still trying to recover* I-it's ok-okay..... Tasuki: You know... I AM kinda bored here.... WHEN'S THE STUPID BATTLE GONNA START?!?!?! Cherry-chan: You're bored? Even with me here? Tasuki: Ah! No! I didn't mean that!!!!! No not really! What I really meant was that... uh... um.... uh...... Cherry-chan: Oh well, I don't care, I still love you Tasuki! Tasuki: erm... uh... okay..... Nakago: The flowers are just so beautiful, yes they are... Ruby: Erm.... *teardrop* Sunny: Eh..... *teardrops* Kai-chan: *scratches head* Cherry-chan: *still hugging onto Tasuki's arm* Tasuki: *sighs* *teadrops* Suboshi: WHEN'S THE STUPID BATTLE GONNA START!?!?!?! Amiboshi: Now be calm.... Ruby: Um... you know.... I can't find the mean pills.... Sunny: Oh well, then this match goes to Amiboshi!!!!!! *smiles* Ruby: *teardrops* Huh? Hey wait a minute! Chichiri should be the winner!!!!! Sunny: No he can't! Ruby: Amiboshi isn't even in the battle!!!!! Sunny: So? Ruby: So that means that Amiboshi can't win! Sunny: Yes he can! Ruby: No he can't! bell: *shouts* Flame Sniper!!!!!!!! Ruby and Sunny: *gets fried* Ow.... Ruby: Where did that stupid bell come from? Sunny: I don't know.... Chichiri: So is this match a draw? Ruby: No! You won fair and square!!! Sunny: But I won't Amiboshi to win!!!! Ruby: He can win next time! Sunny: Really?!?!?! Yay!!!!!! Okay, I'm happy!!!!! Ruby: Eh...... Chichiri: ....................... |