| Tamahome vs Hotohori |
| Ruby: Hiya folks! Today, we have- Sunny: PLEASE! Let me host with you!!!! PULEAZE!!!!!!!! Ruby: But- Sunny: Please! Or I'll tell you-know-who about this site! Ruby: Oh, well then, you're more than welcome to host with me! *nervous laugh* Sunny: Yay!!! Wai!!! Nuriko: Um... what about me? Can I go now? Sunny: Sure! Ruby: What? *sees that Nuriko is not there anymore* Drat! Sunny: Now back to the show!!!! ^_^ Ruby: Uh... I'm supposed to be the one hosting this...-_-;;; Sunny: But I thought that I was hosting it with you! Ruby: You are but.... oh what ever! Sunny: Okay! Ruby: Now today, we have a battle between Tamahome and Hotohori. They're fighting for Miaka *sighs and points to Miaka who is eating a truck load of food* Sunny: *teardrops* Ruby: Well, let the battle begin! *rings bell* *nothing happens* Huh? Sunny: Here, let me try it! *takes bell, and rings it* *still nothing happens* Ruby: Hmm... I wonder what's wrong with it? *takes bell from Sunny and rings it* bell: Star Sensitive Inferno! *fire comes bursting out of the bell* Ruby: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! *gets burned* Sunny: *teardrop* Ruby: *eyes turned into swirls* Ow.... that.... hurt.... Sunny: I suppose it would have to hurt.... oh well.... geuss we'll have to be the bell this time.... Ruby & Sunny: Ding ding..... *teardrop* Hotohori: Okay, this time, I will win Miaka! Tamahome: Hey! She's my girlfriend! Hotohori: Well we'll see what happenes after this battle now won't we? Tamahome: Yep. *thrusts sward at Hotohori* Hotohori: *dodges it with an Allen Shezar backflip* Not even close. Tamahome: *curses* Hotohori: Now it's my turn. *thrusts his sword at Tamahome* Tamahome: *just barely dodges it* **** this was a brand new shrit! Ruby: *being held back by Sunny* Hey Tamahome! Will you quit with the curses? It's not good or you! Hey! Sunny! Lemme go! Sunny: you should talk, you used to curse just about every minute! Ruby: That was before! I don't curse like that anymore!!! Sunny: Now, I'm gonna let go of you, but you have to stay still, okay? Ruby: Oh all right! Sunny: *lets Ruby go* Ruby: Okay...... now back to the battle! Sunny: Huh? *was expecting something bad to happen* Ruby: What? I said back to the battle! Sunny: Uh... okay... Ruby: Anywhos, Tamahome and Hotohori are still at it! Tamahome strikes, and Hoohori blocks it with ease! Sunny: And now Hotohori strikes, and Tamahome blocks it! Ruby: And then Tamahome strikes back, and Hotohori blocks, and Tamahome strikes and Hotohori blocks... Sunny: Uh... how long are they gonna keep this up? Ruby: I dunno.... here, have some popcorn. *offers popcorn to Sunny* Sunny: Thanks! *one hour later* Ruby: And they're still at it! Hotohori strikes, and Tamahome blocks... Sunny: And Tamahome strikes, and Hotohori blocks... Ruby: Okay! I officially call this a draw! Tamahome & Hotohori: What?!?! Sunny: Huh? Ruby: I said I officially call this a draw! You two are taking too long, and look at the audience! *points to the chairs with snoring people* Sunny: O...my.... Hotohori: Then who gets Miaka? Tamahome: Yeah! Who gets Miaka? Ruby: No one! Miaka will just have to be by herself for today! Sunny: That's never gonna happen...... Ruby: Why? Sunny: Because that little brat keeps on getting all of the cute guys! Tamahome & Hotohori: Um... Ruby: *sighs* Yes.... she does get all of the cute guys.... *light bulb lights up on top of her head* Aha! *starts speaking to Sunny in chinese* nun sha diao Miaka ma? Sunny: *nods her head* Ruby & Sunny: *evil grin* |
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