| **Inu-Yasha vs Tasuki** |
| Ruby: Hello all you.... *looks in book of Hello Beginnings *scans through book* Sunny: This is taking too long!!!!!!!!!! Cherry-chan: Why are you blindfolding me?!?!?!?!?!?! Sunny: Hush up.... you'll find out sooner or later..... Cherry-chan: Aww..... but I wanna know now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sunny: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.............;;;;;;;;;;;;................;;''' Ruby: Er..... oh.... my...... Inu-Yasha: Is Kagome here? Is she? Sunny: Why? You want her to know? I'll tell her! Inu-Yasha: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Noooo!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T want her to know!!! Sunny: Oh... okay...... Recca: Hime!!!!!!!!!!! Sunny: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chen Fang: Dragon boy? Sunny: Help me!!!!!!!!!! Recca: Hime!!!!! I'm gonna be your loyal ninja forever and ever!!! Hime!!!!!!! Sunny: Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby: Some one needs to ring the bell...... *gets idea* Tasuki: *suddenly pops in* Howdy partnar! Cherry-chan: What the heck?!?!?!?! Tasuki: I just watched a western movie... Cherry-chan: Wait... if you watched a western movie... then it's just like the east for us!!!!!!!! Tasuki: No... not really... I watched a western western movie.... Cherry-chan: Oh! I understand! Ruby: Yeah... you understand... but the rest of humanity does not..... Cherry-chan: It means that you watched an eastern movie! Everyone: *facevaults* Cherry-chan: what? Ruby: geeze..... -_-;;; Tasuki: ERm... that wasn't really what I meant... but... oh well! Cherry-chan: er... uh... okay..... Sunny: SOMEONE FREAKIN HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby: Oh Sunny! When did you come in? Sunny: I've been here for a LONG while being chased by the ninja dragon dude!!!!!!!!!! Ruby: Oh! You mean Recca? The Flame Master? Sunny: No! I mean Recca the dumb stupid idiodic pervert!!!!!!!!!! Recca: Hime!!!!!!!!! I shall be yours forever!!!!!!! I shall be loyal to you forever!!!!! Ruby: *teardrops* Cherry-chan: Um... can you un-blindfold me now? Ruby: *ignores Chery* Hey! Recca! Recca: Yeah? *stops chasing after Sunny* Ruby: *devilish smile* Well... I have a favor to ask.... Recca: Er.. uh.. okay.... Ruby: Well... there is a bell over yonder.... Chen Fang: yonder..... again? Ruby: Shut up sempai! Cherry-chan: Sempai? Ruby: CRAP! I let it spill! Oh well... you guys were bound to know sometime soon or...or... yeah.... Chen Fang: Sempai? Is that another one of those weird japanese words that you japanese faggots use? Ruby: Chen Fang no baka!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses Mallet-sama* Chen Fang: *gets knocked into the next three rooms* Tasuki: Ow..... that's gotta hurt.... Sunny: What are you talking about? That's just light! She's trying to hold her temper! Tasuki: Oh... my....... Cherry-chan: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS FRICKEN BLINDFOLD OFF OF ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Inu-Yasha: I wiill! Tasuki: Oh no you won't! I WILL!!!! Cherry-chan: I don't care WHO gets it off, I just want SOMEONE.... ANYONE to get this stupid f****** g** d*** piece of s*** off of me!!!!! Tasuki: Okay! I shall be your wonderful bandit in black clothes!!!! Cherry-chan: Isn't it supposed to be the wonderful knight in shining armor? Tasuki: Yeah but I'm not a knight, and I don't have armor... cause I don't need it... Inu-Yasha: Actually.... I WILL BE THE WONDERFUL WHITE HAIRED DEMON TO RESCUE THE LOVERLY YOUNG DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! Cherry-chan: What are you two smoking? Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Pocky!(inside joke) Ruby: *takes blindfold off of Cherry-chan* Cherry-chan: I can see! It's a miracle! Ruby: No, I just pulled the blindfold off.... Cherry-chan: I know that you fool! Ruby: wow.... you actually sound intellectual.... Cherry-chan: Intelecta who? Ruby: Intellectual... Cherry-chan: What does that mean? Ruby: I have no clue! Cherry-chan: Oh.... okay.... Chen Fang: It means- Ruby: We don't care what it fricken means! Chen Fang: *walks over to the corner* Hey Texas.... sup? Texas: ............. Ruby: Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Sempai is talking to Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cherry-chan: Oh that's mean... wait... you ARE mean... wait.. but so am I... wait.... but so is everyone in the Rubygang... wait... no.. wait... yeah... wait... I dunno..... Sunny: *laughs her butt off* HAhahahahahaha!!!!!!! You sound so STUPID! Cherry-chan: Hey!!!!!!!! You're so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wah!!!!!!!!! Tasuki: You're not stupid! Inu-Yasha: Of course you aren't... fang boy here is! Chen Fang: Me? Inu-Yasha: Yeah you... hey! No!!! Not YOU! I meant Tasuki! Cherry-chan:*continues to cry* NO ONE LOVES ME!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!! I FEEL SO SADNESS!!!!!!! Ruby: sadness? Is that even a word? Cherry-chan: IT IS NOW!!!!! Tasuki: But i love you Cherry-chan!!!!!! Inu-Yasha: No you don't! I do!!!! Cherry-chan: Doesn't anyone love me?!?!?!?! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: I do!!! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: No you don't! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Yes I do! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Stop that! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Hey!!!!!! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Shut up!!!!! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Will you stop that?!?!?!?! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: You dumb@$$!!!!!!!!!! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: I'm not a dumbass!!! You are!!!!!!!! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: No I'm not!!! You are!!!! Ruby: Er..... *teardrops* -_-;; Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Will you just shut the F*** up!?!?! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: No I won't! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Yes you will! Ruby: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... onegai...... Sunny: *blankly* someone needs to ring the bell.... Recca: I'll do it for you hime!!!!!!! Sunny: What do you---er.. I mean.... ahem.. *innocent sweet smile* really Recca-kun? Recca: *tears running down his face* Oh! The hime called me Recca-kun! Of course I will do it for you hime!!!!! Sunny: Aw... you're sooooo sweet Recca-kun.... Recca: *walks over to the bell over "yonder"* Okay. This'll be a sinch! *rings bell* bell: *does nothing* Recca: I will continue ringing you until you ring!!!!!!!!! Just for the hime!!!!!!! Ruby: Wacko..... wait... that's me.... wait.....no... wait... yeah.... wait.... Cherry-chan: You sound like me now........... Ruby: I do? Oh wellsers..... Chen Fang: Er... is wellsers a word? Ruby: No, and I just made it into a word... and you go back to the corner with Texas! Chen Fang: Awww.... no one loves me.... *sniff* Recca: Come on you stupid g** d*** piece of f****** s***!!!!!!!! Cherry-chan: Hey! That's my er... THOSE are MY words!!!!!! Recca: Come on you stupid bell!!!! You must work for the hime!!!!!!!!! Cherry-chan: *in squeaky voice* Feldspar!!!!!(inside joke) Ruby: Huh? Cherry-chan: I just like saying random words randomly..... FELDSPAR!!!!!!!! Ruby: Isn't that a type of mineral? Cherry-chan: Yeppers! Feldspar!!!! Ruby: Er..... oh my..... no da.... Ah!!! I got the no da's back!!! Yay!!!!! ^_^ Cherry-chan: Feldspar? Sunny: Er.... are you ever gonna get that bell working Recca-kun? Recca: Don't worry hime!!! I shall make this stupid g** d*** piece of f****** g** d*** s*** work for you! Sunny: *teardrop* Er..... Cherry-chan: Feldspar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby: Will you quit it with the stupid Feldspars?!?!??!?! Cherry-chan: Feldspar? Ruby: D*** it!!!! You are not a fricken pokemon who yells out names of rocks in squeaky tones!!!!! Cherry-chan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pokemon is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pokemon fans: Booo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws feldspars at Cherry-chan* Cherry-chan: Ahhh!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!! Inu-Yasha and Tasuki: Yes m'am!!!!!!!!! Tasuki: Rekka Shien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inu-Yash: Shenkon-tetsou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pokemon fans: Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go pokemon!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby: Oh boy, now look at what you've done!!!!!!! Cherry-chan: Um.... sorry? Ruby: Well... it leaves us no choice.... Go Chen Fang!!!!!!! Chen Fang: Huh? Ruby: I said GO CHEN FANG!!!!!!!!!! Chen Fang: Go where? To the corner? Ruby: No you dumb@$$! Fight the pokemon!!!!!! Chen Fang: How am I gonna do that? Ruby: Easy! *takes out pencil* Sunny: What's the pencil for? Recca: *still trying to make the bell work* Ruby: All I have to do is erase this.... and this*erases parts to Chen Fang*... and add in this*adds in parts to Chen Fang*... and Voila! Sunny and Cherry-chan: *stares at Chen Fang* Ruby: So? What do you think of my creation? Sunny: He... looks... Cherry-chan: like a... bunny.... Chen Fang: What!?!?!?!?!?! Ruby: Here...*hands Chen Fang a mirror* Chen Fang: *looks in mirror and sees himself with bunny ears and a bob tail and red eyes* Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sunny: Ruby... how'd you do that? Ruby: I got a special pencil!!!!! And only I can use it!!!! Muahahaha!!!!!!!! Chen Fang: What did you do to me?!?!?!?! Cherry-chan: hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Chen Fang looks like a bunny!!!!! Oh this is just too funny!!!! Ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sunny: You're right... it is funny.... hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby: Actually... I think sempai looks kinda cute like that.... *everyon stops laughing* Ruby: What? Sunny: I do believe you are sane now..... Ruby: Ahhhh!!! I can't be sane!!!! I'm supposed to be INsane!!!!!! Recca: Work you stupid bell!!!! bell: Mars Flame Sniper!!!!!!!!!! *whole areena gets fried to a crisp* Ruby: Well... the battle begins now.... Sunny: And HOW may I boldly ask, are we going to battle? Ruby: Good question.... I dont' know... Inu-Yasha: We can fight here... Ruby: But... what about the audience and Recca-kun? Sunny: Forget Ninja boy... and about the audience.... *brings out tape recorder* This should do! Ruby: *all happy* Okay!!!! Tasuki: Okay, I'm ready! Cherry-chan: So that was why you were blindfolding me... but you know.... I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby: Huh? You do? Cherry-chan: Yes! Ruby: But how? Cherry-chan: You're typing this at my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby: oh... right... Sunny: *teardrops* Ruby... you're such an idiot! Ruby: Oh well... anyways... LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!! Inu-Yasha: Alright then... HERE I G- Sunny: Wait! Inu-Yasha: *face vaults* Ruby: What? Sunny: You said that Amiboshi could win in the next battle when Chichiri was ahem... "fighting" Nakago. Ruby: So? Sunny: So? What do you mean by so? Amiboshi has to win this time! Ruby: Fine fine fine... only if you can find him.... Sunny: Okay... here he is! *steps to the left revevaling Amiboshi* Ruby: Uh... okay.... *sighs* *mumbles* This match officially goes to Amiboshi. Tasuki: Hey! I thought that we were gonna fight... Ruby: Yeah well I promised Sunny so she would shut up last time... and this is the result... Inu-Yasha: Well... does this mean that Amiboshi will now have Cherry? Ruby: Of course not! You two will just have to fight another time okay? Chen Fang: This is a stupid ending! Ruby: Shut up! I'm tired and I could not find how to spell ANY of Inu-Yahsa's attacks AT ALL!!!!! So I just made it like this.... Chen Fang: And I have another question... Ruby: *annoyed* what is it? Chen Fnag; Can you PLEASE get these bunny things off of me? Ruby: *thinks for a second or two... ot three... or four... or five* eh.... Chen Fang: PLEASE? Ruby: Nope! ^_^ Chen FAng: Why?!?!?!?! I want these stupid bunny ears off of my head! And I don't want this bobtail!!!!!! Ruby: Too bad... live with it! Chen Fang: But I don't wanna live with it!!!!!!! Sunny: Hahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Cherry-chan: *joins Sunny in laughing* Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chen Fang: Shut up! *pouts* Ruby: Byesees people! Sunny: What people? Ruby: The people reading this of course! Sunny: Oh... but what are we gonna do about the other people who disappeared? Ruby: Easy! *takes out pencil again* I can draw them back! Sunny: how come I have this tingly feeling that you're gonna make them all bishounen men.... Ruby: Cause I just did! Sunny: Oy oy! Ruby: *smiles* See ya folks! |