| *Evgeny vs Chen Fang* |
| Ruby: Hello one and all! Guess what? Evgeny and I are friends! Wait... that's not news..... well... we are.... but anywhos.... today...er... ah... *looks out at night time sky* erm... toNIGHT... we will have Evgeny *raises up a sign saying "APPLAUSE"* and Chen Fang *raises up a sign saying "BOO"* Sunny: You still hate Chen Fang? Ruby: Yup yup! I HATE CHEN FANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sunny: Just don't put him in a pink..erm... lavender... erm... just don't put him in ANY bubbles okay? Ruby: Aww! Drat! Evgeny: Er... so you want me to fight Chen? Chen Fang: What the heck is going on? Ruby: We're having a battle between you and Evgeny! Evgeny: But.... um..... er.... Ruby: *interrupts him* so the battle will befin as soon as the bell is rung! *silence*.................... Ruby: Er... I said... the battle will begin as soon as the bell is rung! *silence still*......................... Ruby: What the f*** is wrong with you people?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Why won't anyone ring the friggen bell!?!?! Cherry-chan: Cause everyone knows that whoever rings it will get fried! Kai-chan: *just comes in the door* Ruby: Kai-chan! You're not supposed to- *gets and idea* Um... what I mean is that ... um... hello Kai.... can you do me a little teeny weeny favor? Kai-chan: Uh... sure Ruby. What's the favor? Ruby: *evil smile* Oh nothing... just... can you ring the bell over yonder? *points to the bell on the table right next to her* Kai-chan: Erm... yonder? What kind of word is that? Ruby: My kind of word, now just ring the bell! Kai-chan: Ack! Okay okay all ready!!!! *picks up the bell and rings it* .................... *bell does nothing* Ruby: Erm... just ring it again... Kai-chan: Whatever.... *rings bell again* bell: Deadly Scream!!!!!!!!! *big twister comes out of the bell* Kai-chan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets blown away looking like Team Rocket from Pokemon* Ruby: Hey! She looks like those weird gay people from the stupid show Pokemon! Pokemon fans: Hey!!!! *starts showering her with rotten tomatoes* Ruby: Ahhh!!!! Help!!!!!! Chichiri: *used his power to create a shield around Ruby* Ruby: Thanks Chichiri. Evgeny: So um... how is this battle suppose to go like? Chen Fang: I've seen some... you go around trying to hit each other and stuff... Evgeny: You mean like this? *hits Chen Fang in the stomach* Chen Fang: Ow.... *meekly* yes.... Evgeny: Okay... that doesn't really SEEM too hard... Chen Fang: Well... I've seen some and pretty much all they do is waste time! Evgeny: They do? Chen Fang: Well duh! Like we're doing right now! Evgeny: Oh... why? Chen Fang: Cause Ruby's really stupid and can't seem to do anything right... Ruby: *vein appears on forehead and begins to throb* *throb throb* What did you say? Chen Fang: I said that- Ruby: *cuts him off* I heard what you said! I was trying to sound threatening Chen Fang: *sarcastically* I'm SO scared! Ruby: Why you- *gets held back by Sunny* Sunny: Now calm down Ruby... Ruby: Just be glad that I can't hit, puch, kick, destroy, kill, or in any way harm you since you have a battle against Evgeny! Chen Fang: Haha! Ruby: *growls* Sunny: *hauls Ruby back to the studio* Cherry-chan: Anywhos... let the battle begin! Chen Fang: Well we might as well start the battle! Evgeny: Okay, now I can kick your @$$! Ruby: *jumping inside of studio room* Whoohoo!!! Go Evgeny!!!!! Die Chen Fang!!!!! Sunny: You don't have to be so enthusiastic! Ruby: Well what do you want me to do? Root for Chen Fang? Sunny: That would be nice so then it'll be fair! Ruby: Fair? Who ever said it had to be fair? Sunny: Isn't that in the rules for battling? Ruby: Uh... noooooo.... Sunny: Let me see... Cherry-chan: Okay now! Chen Fang makes the first move! And what a bad move! He struck for Evgeny's face with his right arm exposing his stomach! And Evgeny made the first hit! Sunny: Now lets see... hm... okay... it should be in this page... hey! it's... gone... what happened to it? Ruby: *Attemps to look angelic* Uh... heh... there never was a rule! Sunny: *looks at book, looks at Ruby, looks at book, looks at Ruby... looks at eraser marks in book... looks at Ruby* Hm... okay, maybe you're right... there probable wasn't a rule like that... Ruby: *relieved* Y-yeah! Cherry-chan: And Chen Fang attempts another strike at Evgeny! Oh! And Evgeny dodged it so easily! Ruby: So Cherry, who's wining so far? Cherry: Evgeny! Audience: *shouting in unison* Evgeny! Evgeny! Evgeny! Ruby: Yes! Evgeny's winning! Chen Fang: What DID Ruby do to the audience? Ruby: Well... I gave them all free drinks which had a type of herb inside to make them root for whomever I say! Chen Fang; And let me guess... you said Evgeny right? Ruby: Hai no da!!!!!!! Evgeny: Huh? *misses Chen's blow* Chen Fang: *hits Evgeny on the shoulder cause he missed* Evgeny: Ah! ruby: Oo! Sorry!!!!! Evgeny: Daijoubu! Ruby: *shocked* Wh-when did he learn Japanese? Sunny: I told him... Ruby: Oh... okay... Evgeny: *doesn't see Chen Fang's next blow* Ruby: Oh no! *takes out Sakura's "borrowed" staff* Time! ::Time stops:: Ruby: Now to just make a few changes... *goes up to Evgeny and turns him around so that he sees Chen's strike* okay... and now for Fangy... goes up to Chen Fang and brings his hand towards himself* When time starts again... he'll end up punching himself.... Muahahaha!!!!! I'm sooooo evil!!! Muahaha!!! Erm... ah... heh... sorry... *runs back to studio* Now... Time! Return! ::time restores itself:: Chen Fang: *ends up hitting himself( Huh? Ouch!!!!!!!!!! Evgeny: Uh... I guess Ruby was right... you ARE stupid! Cherry-chan: And Chen Fang hits himself with what seems a fatal blow! Ruby: Yes! This match goes to Evgeny!!!! Yay!!!!! Audience: *roars* Evgeny: Cool... I won in my first match! Whoa! This is phat yo! Ruby: Yay! Yay! *starts waving pom-poms around* Yay! Evgeny Rules! Evgeny: *teardrop* Sunny: Oh... my... Chen Fang: ....................................... *still unconscious*......... Cherry-chan: I don't know the girl waving teh pom-poms around...... Ruby: *still waving pom-poms* Yay! |