All of my graphic artist friends are not updating or not putting up pages because they are worried about the these not being perfect, and therefore they would look bad. I don't really care here, so it gives me an excuse to maunder on this way, which, if truth be told, can be more interesting than a polished performance. More revealing, anyhow. Below, or I hope artfully wrapped around this text is a picture of me and some fantasy friends. I also seem to have given myself more hair on top than I really have. It's not some big difference, go to my official bio, rant, whatever page and find out.

There was a lot more that I've just chopped out. For now, you'll have to content yourselves with a cartoon, and if I can manage it, a full colour strip. Heck, why not visit my annex to the Thousand Storey Department store (whose neat graphic I've appended here), and read some stories?

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