Diet
The topic of Diet came up, It seemed we all
agree,
To gain weight is as easy as can be.
To lose weight can be difficult but
obtainable.
But those lost pounds are really quite
regainable.
I have heard it is easier to get thin than to
stay.
Since I have never gotten thin I really cant
say.
I have a pair of trousers in the closet, I
can’t wear.
They are tight around the middle, and
everywhere.
Some day I will lose enough they will fit.
When I try hard I can lose a little bit.
When I am successful I celebrate by eating
candy.
I blame stores that make it so handy.
I watch my diet and not eat too much Junk.
In spite of this my belt has shrunk.
Wearing those trousers, may be a long way
off.
Dieters who succeed, to you, my hat I will
doff.
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