| Classics from the Cretaceous |
| Timmy the T-Rex speaks what he, and sometimes I think. You may notice him on the Home-page if you look around for dinosaur-skull like objects/editorals. |
| "If I wasn't a skeleton your ass would be dinner." |
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| From September 18th, 2005 |
| "If you don't donate to the Hurricane Katrina/Rita Benefit, you're terribly selfish and you'll learn that is bad. Just you wait." |
| "If anyone besides a Republican was fucking up that badly, his ass would've been impeached before you could yell 'Electoral College'." |
| From November 11, 2005 |