| SHORT POEMS | |||||||||||||||
| MANDY | |||||||||||||||
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| My cousin, the alien, is into occult, She's not a person you'd want to insult! |
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| EARRINGS | |||||||||||||||
| Earrings used to be found only in ears, but now {especially after a couple of beers!} you can find them anywhere. In tongue, In navel, And there! And THERE!! |
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| MISSOURI | |||||||||||||||
| Missouri, Misery, My story. |
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| DEAD | |||||||||||||||
| "You'll die a lonesome old man," he said, and I replied," I'll be just as dead!" |
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