| Spewings |
| This is just a page that I will list some kule quotes from friends and the like when i find them. Anything that's rather random and not normal will be found on here. Including but not limited to said quotes, music jokes, odd pictures and anything else of my interest. |
| Quotes |
| Jeffry: If your clarinet is 50 degress and you blow 90 degree air into it, your clarinet goes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! and explodes! Pastor at New Life: Now for your homework I want you to go and love the Hell out of everyone! |
| Jokes |
| Q. What's the difference between a clarinet and an Onion? A. No one cries when you cut a clarinet into little pieces. Q. What is the difference between goverenment bonds and trumpet players? A. Goverment bonds eventually mature and start producing money. Q. Why is the french horn a divine instrument? A. Because man blows into it and only GOD knows what comes out. |