| NOT-SO- WEEKLY NEWS |
| October 31, 2003 |
| World News -There have been 14 deaths in Iraq today. The Iraqi citizens were killed when They Attacked U.S. Forces. No U.S. soldiers were killed and Iraq had already planned that this weekend would be a day of resistance... With what? Rocks and stones? (oooh, underlined, bold, and in italics.) -England's highest paid entertainer is now known to be th former Beatles preformer Paul McCartney, which is strange since he is out of work and is having a child. Get With It Britain! -The Malaysian Prime Minister * cough, Zoolander* Mahathir Mohamad known as Dr. M (dadadadada, it's the one and only D-R-M -Mohamaaaaaaaaad!-), has been suceeded today by Abdullah Ahmad after 22 years in power. So long Dr. M, I will miss you. U.S. News -*Where were you, when the fireincalifornia burntdown That ladder to heaven?* Stats- 20 deaths 14,000 firefighters 729,000+ acre fire 2,700+ homes destroyed and $2 billion estimated damage. Damn! -The fires in Culifornia *giggle* are working in President Bush's favor by initiating his forest ideals. Yep Dubya, we need them thar forests to go a-Huntin'. -Culifornia (again!)-- A man in his 60's named William Striler shot and injured an attorney named Jerry Curry (I have to give you the names before I show you the picture, It's hilarious) today outside the trial of nearly convicted felon actor Robert Blake at 10:20 a.m. Nobody was sure who it was until they saw the word boxes. |
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