| Deep Thoughts |
| #1: Why is there no blue food? |
| #2: What ever happened to Hitler? |
| #3: What is Alex's problem?-inside joke- |
| I will add some deep thoughts per week. |
| #4: Do directors have credits on their dreams? |
| #5: Do people who commit suicide worry about their safety? |
| #6: How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? |
| #7: How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? |
| #8: If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? |
| #9: Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac. |
| #10: Most people aren't particulary good at anything |
| #11: No one can ever Know for sure what a deserted area looks like |
| #12: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck |
| #13: If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? |
| #14: There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. |
| #15: I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. |
| #16: Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. |