| The List: (everything in the world revolves around this list, if you have a suggestion or personal story about how this list affects you, please e-mail [email protected] or [email protected] we will only be accepting them in 250 words or less manifestos) 1. Gas 2. Pies 3. Farts 4. DX 5. Paddington Bear 6. The Commish 7. Wam 8. Scat Play 9. (On special occasions) Watersports 10. Dutch Ovens 11. Jim having diarrhea 12. Furrydom 13. Smart fart/dumb fart ratio 14. Infantilism 15. The Rev 16. Rim Jobs 17. The Fart Forum 18. Gay Geisha Girls 19. Fondness for Pies 20. Ring Burns 21. The Rev turning into the Pokemon "Wobbuffet" and having sex with someone 22. Diaper Stories from the diaper forum 23. A burglar entering your home to rob you blind and wins a lawsuit that makes you pay him $10,000.00 for injury upon illegally entering your home. 24. "Got 50 bucks?" 'what?' "Fifty bucks." 25. Killing someone until they die from it 26. Jim asking when Joe is going to call pipsquack to place a prank call 27. Team Rocket counting how many time they actually blasted off 28. Puppet Pals 29. Conniptions 30. Death Camp Farts 31. The Noozles 32. Lee becoming the matriarch and being named Lhea, and then becoming the mother of the house 33. Allen shitting his pants 34. Lee abandoning his kids at home and turning into a chemically dependent alcoholic and then writing a memoir and making 100 cents off it. 35. Ripping ass all night long 36. Doing it with baked goods such as pie 37. Sitting in your room and watching a porno on a crappy VCR where all you see is a tit once in a while and you get a hard dick and use a tube sock to cover your cock. Then your pops walks in to say goodnight to you and as you attempt to shut off the porno, the porno movie quotes the following line: "SPANK MY HAIRY ASS" and then your dad responds with the following line: "What's that?" 38. Fur Burgers 39. Fur Muffins 40. The recipe for Dino Chocolate Chip Cookies and "HALF A POUND OF DINO CHIPS!?" 41. Bloating and Pressure 42. 4 Years of scandalous sex and abuse after switching dates on prom night 43. Getting hired by a major company to do an internship, showing up twice in three weeks, spending the rest of your time not working (enjoying yourself) taking advantage of the benefits, not paying rent (but making your roomates do it), Not paying for groceries (But eating nothing but easy-mac and turkey your roomates buy), quitting before you can get into trouble about it and doing it all again the next year. 44. The Shit House poet 45. Operation Rev. Thunder |