R. Patrick Alberty-
Patrick can be seen nightly at the Blue Oyster performing with his rap group Hardcore Honkeys. Patrick performs with the other two memebers, MC Squared and DJ Snackpack and will be seen on stage under the alias "Wonderbread". To explain the name, Patrick replies "Because I'm white and delicious." He is seen here in a prozac stupor. His favorite parts from previous Jabberwocky shows include Krog, a caveman on The Real World and A guy who does horrible impressions that all sound the same in the sketch Don Knotts. |
