| John Andrew Hall � John was once thrown out of a Woolworth�s for arguing with a talking parrot. But little is known about the incident because the parrot is not available for comment. But we did get this remark from John: �The sonofabitch had it coming. I told him that my name is not Joe and I do not sing and dance.� Despite having no knolwedge of either singing or dancing, John is currently working on writing the group's first choreographed musical number with "longtime companion" Derek Eston Luna. His more memorable parts from the last two Jabbershows include George Washington on The Real World and Guy-who-hits-himself-with-club. |
