| "I got it caught on my braces and now I can't get it out of my mouth." - Jessica Johnson |
| Jessica Johnson- Known to many for her sterling performances in SMSU mainstage plays such as Ti Jean and Weird Romance, Jessica Johnson one day decided that she didn't really want to be an actor and that she should commit professional suicide - so she joined the Jabberwocky Guild! Now considered either a freak or reject, she spends her days experimenting with different bodily smells. |