| The Wanderings of Rutherford and Pooh Bear Page 1 |
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| My brother once made a birthday card that said on the back, "Made especially for you in a mass production factory in China by Comrade Jenkins." I stole that name for my comic villain. Although Jenkins had just been in China before coming to the States with Ying Fa, he was actually born a Soviet and worked as one of Stalin's most trusted assistants until the age of 27. The title of this comic is supposed to have no relavance to the content so don't be confused. Also, the little man I drew next to the title is Pinocchio, also with no relavance. |
| Who's he? |
| Yeah. |
| He looks so stupid |
| Yeah. |
| He looks like a... |
| AAAAH!!! |
| Hahaha!!! |
| Our pal Spider-Foo slings along unbeknownst to the evil commie from a foreign land. |
| Meanwhile... |
| Hamster sidekick Ying Fa, my electro machine can defeat anyone! |
| Ying Fa! |
| Soon I will rule all! |
| But that fool I hired blew it! |
| Ying Fa |
| Ying Fa! |
| Now I must do my own dirty work. |
| Now I, COMRADE JENKINS, will kill the only one who |
| can stop me! |
| Spider-Foo! |
| Die! |
| Ying Fa! |
| Ying Fa! |
| Sock! |
| My HAMSTER SIDEKICK! Now you shall pay. |
| Who are you? |
| I'm Comrade Jenkins, an evil communist genius who will take over the world with his inventions and his hamster! |
| YING FA! |
| Now! You will fall to the super hamster megachine! |
| Taste my electro ball. |
| STOP! |
| Boom! |
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