| Mustacchio of the Towers |
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| The person who inspired Mustacchio will not be named, but is probably known by several of the readers of this web site. Also, he doesn't have a mustache anymore. He shaved it about a week after I met him. Also, earlier on, his name was spelled with one C, then I put another C in it, and now there's only one C again. |
| There once was an anonymous boy. |
| Then an extremely brilliant boy named me blew up the school. |
| Burn! |
| Radiation mutated the boy's mustache and his jacket around his waist. |
| What's going on? |
| He became Mustachio of the Towers! |
| Mustachio was jealous of Spider-Foo |
| Aaaargh! |
| So he went to attack him! |
| His jacket holds the power of flight. |
| He has super mustache pellets |
| Meanwhile... Spider-Foo battled crime. |
| Help! |
| I've been bamboozled! |
| Hmmm |
| Ugh |
| Take this, |
| what? |
| HA! |
| I didn't want to kill him. Oh well, I just won't do such a thing again. |
| Ooohh.. |
| Spider-Foo has lost to a messed up 8th Grader who now looks like a fat man with skinny arms and legs. Spider-Foo's spirit is broken. What will happen next? |