| The Origin of Tarantula Dude |
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| Bing the centipede is named after my french horn teacher's greyhound. My french horn playing friend and I believe that a boy who plays trumpet's mind was taken over by a centipede who was trying to use the boy to call the great centipede god, who would eat our whole school. The centipede left the boy's mind, but left him permanently stupid. The Centipede God is in issue #2 and the Centipede boy is in issue #9. Also, starting with this issue I am rewriting all text in Spider-Foo so that you will be able to read it better. |
| There's his apartment. It looks like he's leaving |
| Hmmm... his diary. I wonder what it says |
| The Human Tarantula was the greatest criminal ever. But he needed a sidekick |
| At last my greatest creation |
| Tarantula Dude! |
| I live! |
| I helped him with crime, but I had bigger. |
| plans. |
| World Domination! |
| Great Job! |
| Finally, I killed him and took his costume |
| Hoorah! |
| And now, I will take over the world as THE TARANTULA DUDE |
| Later |
| I have tried to rule all, but the Spider-Foo always stops me. |
| Well, now I |
| know who |
| he is. |
| AAAAH |
| What? |
| Where am I? |
| Ssss |
| Ssss |
| Cave |
| Welcome to the Centipede caves. |
| I'm Bing |
| This comic is full of Lincoln Hall french horn metaphors. |
| Take him away |
| What should I do |
| Wait! What were the centipedes doing in Tarantula Dude's Room! |
| I can answer that |
| Who are the centipedes? Why is Tarantula Dude here? All these questions and more will be answered in the next Spider-Foo!!!!!! |