Seventy-Seventh Wheel
At Every Bar That I Drop Into
Every Party I Attend
Beginning With Great Promise
But The Same Story In The end
There's Two People Paired Up
Tongues In Each Other's Mouths
Lost In Their Own Perfect World
And I'm Always Being Pared Out!
And So...
I Hate Your Boyfriend!
Yeah, Your Boyfriend!
And Your Boyfriend!
I Hate Everybody's Boyfriend!
I Hate Your Boyfriend!
Yeah, Your Boyfriend!
And Your Boyfriend!
I Hate Everybody's Boyfriend!
Does He Have What You Want?
Does He Have What You Need?
What's The Difference
Between Him And Me?
Every Woman That I Talk To
Every Girl Who Speaks To Me
I Start Out With Great Interest
But Get Shot Down Eventually
Someone Walks Up Behind Her
Puts His Tongue Down Her Throat
Oblivious To My Surprise
So I'll Run And Grab My Coat
Before She Says...
"Have You Met My Boyfriend?
My Handsome Boyfriend
My Sexy Boyfriend?"
No, Girl, I Hate Your Boyfriend!
Does He Have What You Want?
Does He Have What You Need?
What's The Difference
Between Him And Me?
I'm The Only One!
I'm The Only One!
I'm The Seventy-Seventh Wheel!
I'm The Seventy-Seventh Wheel!
I Hate Your Boyfriend!
Yeah, Your Boyfriend!
And Your Boyfriend!
I Hate Everybody's Boyfriend!