Yessir! Step Right Up!
I'm Sure You'd Like To Hear
About This Groundbreaking Product
The Best In Years!
"Ghostly Pale" Is It's Name
And Whiteness Is It's Game
Keep It At Home
Travel Packs For The Beach
There's Nothing Better Than
This Suburban Bleach
Use It On Your Teeth
Or On Your Neighbour
And It Removes Any Stain
Which Has Fallen Out Of Favour

You Know That Guy
Who Lives Next Door?
He Just Moved Here
From Equador
Slip A Cup Or Five
Into His Shower
Believe It Or Not
He's White In Half An Hour
Now His Customs
Shan't Be A Threat
He's Buying An SUV
Right Now, I Bet
Now That's Just One Aspect
Of Its Use
Please, Ma'am Let Me See
Your Smoothie Juice

And A Few People Walk Away
But The Majority Stays

Now You Wouldn't Mind
Backing Up A Bit, Would You?
So You Can All See 
It's Corrosive Too!
Now You All Like Donuts
Don't You Folks?
Together We Can Put
Downtown Up In Smoke
When You Need To Expand
Just Pour Some On A Tree
You'll Be Amazed To Learn
It Disappears Instantly
The Price For Four Litres 
Is Ten Thirty Three
But Can You Put A Price
On Killing The Inner-City?

Now There's An Overflow
And No One Wants To Go

And Now Onto It's
Most Impressive Feat
It Can Remove 
Any Stain From Memory
You Know That Night
When You Had Too Much To Drink
You Smoked That Kid
And There Was Someone To Fink
Just Give Them A Hit
Of This Mind-Washing Stuff
You're Good To Celebrate
Forever Free From The Cuffs
The Greatest Thing Is
It's Cheaper Than A Bribe
So Now Your Life Is
One Guilt-Free Ride

Now There's A Mad Dash
People Handin' Over Cash
They Return To Their Compounds
Anxious To Try Out What They Found
They're Dreaming Of Castles
But There's Just One Hassle
Resistence Met With A Screech
"There's Just Water In This Bleach!"
So They Sit And Hum And Haw
Until The Answer They Have Got
"We Didn't Need To Buy
Because The Bleach Is In Our Minds"