1. When meeting someone for the first time, you would be most likely to… 
Eye them suspiciously until they vacate the premises, in a timely manner. 
Smile politely, then excuse yourself to inspect their behavior from afar… the enemy comes in so many forms. 
It's been ten years since you've met anyone new. You don't intend to start now. 
Bribe them out of 20 bucks. It's for a 'good' cause. 
5. Exchange bad Cagney impersonations and shamelessly knock your slimy, ultra-rich neighbors over a couple tinny. 

2. In family matters, you prefer to… 
Swap letters through the post… You aren't exactly welcome back home. 
Family? No, I have no association with those… vagabonds
Put on a plastic smile, and chat about the 'good old days,' realizing that they weren't so dandy after all. 
Stay tucked away someplace quiet where they won't trouble you. 
Enjoy yourself thoroughly, unless they turn on you… and then it's every man for himself. 

3. Someone yells 'THIEF!' You immediately… 
Hope this won't tarnish your record … too much. 
Check your purse. 
Phone the local police, then pursue them on foot… this one won't get away. 
Wonder why they are yelling so loudly indoors. 
Call for the cops. This isn't your jurisdiction.

4. As far as attire goes, you're more inclined towards:
Casual. A T-shirt and shorts is usual, though swim trunks isn't uncalled for in this Outback heat. Skin is in, and you aren't afraid to show off a bit. 
Stylish. Casual business wear and long, London coats people your wardrobe. Toss on a scarf for extra pizzazz. Muted tones are elemental, and you'll always look smashing on the job. 
Dated. Fashion isn't especially important to you, as you no longer care what the world may think… By nature you'll dress nicely, but without much forethought. There are more crucial matters to worry about, and clothing is not a chief concern. 
Formal. Snazzy and sharp, you resemble an old black and white portrait shot… without the usual film of dust. You're always ready for a political rally or formal dinner, though you might need to iron out a wrinkle or two if it's short notice. 
Business. Whatever your occupation, be it a corporate exec. or flipping burgers, you have an astonishing work ethic and are rarely seen out of 'uniform' [whatever that may entail]. Nifty hats are a plus, though not always necessary. 

5. If you were a vegetable, you would be: 
An artichoke: Intimidating on the outside, with a sweet and gooey center. 
Squash: A little misshapen, but really quite a kind and mild bloke. 
Tomato: Full of seeds, you're actually a fruit… at least everyone says so. 
Pea: You may seem insignificant, but you control the world… 
Broccoli: People are inclined to dislike you initially, but tend to warm up given time. 

6. What is your basic philosophy towards relationships? 
I have loved one person, and now that they are gone I've no interest in pursuing another. Love is eternal, but always dies… 
Keep it in the family. 
People have their suspicions, but you keep everything under the sheets [so to speak]. 
Temptations of the flesh are no longer a part of my life. If you would like to discuss your own problems… please do: I will keep everything confidential. 
If they remain discrete, and within the confines of legal union, what others participate in is not my concern. I have no interest in such… foolishness. 

7. You're short a few bob. What do you do? 
Beg the 'rents for extra cash, and scam them out of it if they're not forthcoming. 
Mafia ties are so rewarding… You are never short on dough. 
Dive into the family savings. You are 'old money,' and business savvy… 
You have known poverty in the past. Work harder to earn the extra money, and ration accordingly. 
Borrow from a friend; then pay them back immediately when your next paycheck comes in. Money is rarely a problem, but you're not uncomfortable borrowing or lending when it's appropriate. 

8. Mr. Smith is spreading nasty rumors about you and your kin. You respond by… 
Is it national? Mr. Smith's days are numbered. . I'll send my associates to take care of that…unpleasantness. The family has to be protected, after all. 
Having him arrested for debasement... 
Retorting with insults equally vicious; Aussie slang is ace ^_^ 
I'm accustomed to rumors by now. Let him talk, I won't be affected. 
Screening Mr. Smith's entire family for illicit [or suspicious] behavior… Only a few know of your existence at all, and those who truly dislike you are generally infected. 

9. You are most similar to this OZ Character: 
The Wizard… I'm always the mind behind a campaign, but never the spokesman. 
Glynda the Good Witch… I'm comfortable in a dress, and come off as being sugar-sweet while I am actually scheming behind everyone's back… Oh, in the end I'll set everything right. But what a ride along the way…. 
The Munchkins…. I keep Oz in working condition, and follow orders dutifully… but I am seldom the one 'running the show.' So stay on the road, please… that's what the sign says, and living a 'straight' life is what's most important [although it is tempting to jump in the flowerbeds now and again]. You'll never reach the Emerald City, if you don't stay on the proper path. 
The Cowardly Lion… More than anything I want courage; courage to command my own forest, courage to go on living… In the end, I'm a lot stronger than I seem. I just need people to remind me occasionally. 
5. Pink Floyd… I add subtext to everything, and make the world a cheerily darker place by existing ^_^ Everyone comes to me for answers, but I'm just as inclined to send them searching for their own. 

10. If you were a character from Dracula, you would be: 
Van Helsing- I hunt the monsters, and I do not ask questions. 
John Archer- I am frequently covered in attractive women, whether I want to be or not. 
Renfield- I am obsessed with something I can never have… I may stoop to depression when I cannot have this coveted desire. 
Dracula- I am what the show's about. I know how to manipulate people, and sculpt ideas… But no one cares about me: everyone runs away, and I do not understand why.
The Stake- I am an instrument of righteousness, designed to seek out evil in all its forms and cut directly to the heart of an issue. However, I do not choose this existence of my own accord, and there is always someone higher controlling me. 

11. The colour that makes you most uncomfortable is: 
Glaring neon yellow. 
Anything that coordinates. 
Grey. 
Blood red. 
White.

12.You most regret...
Losing someone significant in your life. 
Trusting others to get the job done right… 
Failing to live up to your own high standards. 
Being tempted by evil. 
Nothing. What's to regret? 

13.If you were a Wild Animal, you would be this: [alert… useless question] 
Banana 
Little soft teddy bear… with an intimidating grizzly bear mask. 
Fox. 
kitten. 
Bishop Fish