Hug
Javert: The interactive clickable game, in which you attempt
the unthinkable... to coax a smile from M'sier le Inspector.
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Premise:
After an especially fruitless
night of chasing Valjean about a cul-de-sac, and accidentally eavesdropping
upon Marius' nauseating protestations to Cosette, it is understandable
that Javert would have a wee headache. Show him you care by giving the
Inspector a big bear hug. He may even reward you with a smile !
| Disclaimer:
The Javert Paradigm claims no responsibility
for lost or missing limbs that may result from excessive hugging. |
Finished
Hugging?
Return
to the JParadigm
or,
complain to the administration...
It
feels so good to vent frustration. |
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| Javert: |
Is
awaiting his hug. |
Click the picture of Javert [above] to begin hugging. Subsequent
hugs may or may not increase the likelihood of a smile. Continue at
your own peril.
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*Hug
Javert is loosely a product of the Javert Paradigm, and should not be
abused under any circumstances. If we find you poking, prodding, or otherwise
troubling Javert, you will be harshly fined.. and perhaps very badly beaten,
depending on our current mood. |