After a long day of work, you were sitting in
front of the TV waiting for that special someone to call. The doorbell
rang. Thinking it might be the one you love, you opened it. A little old
lady wants to use your phone. Being nice, of course, you let her. Oops.
The old bag shoots you in the face and proceeds to rob you blind. As you
die, you think about:
Your significant
other.
Your family.
If you
try really hard, you might be able to muster enough strength to tackle
the old bag.
Damn,
now you'll never know who won on Survivor.
All the
things you didn't do.
God.