SOME QUOTES...some for Motivation and the others plagiarized from movies
HUMOR
Do
not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for
I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty
much leave me the hell alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it..
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on the ass...then
things get worse.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a
big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Any woman who wants equality with man lacks ambition
MOTIVATIONAL
The wishbone will never replace the backbone anonymous