Here we go again: Another blizzard, another list of amusing school closings.

Here is the list:

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Learning Center has been closed due to lower attendance.

Michael Jackson High School is closed.

Janet Jackson College has a 5-second delay.

The Jack Bauer Center has a 24-hour delay.

American Idol High School is closed.

Camp Warren is on hiatus until summer.

Million Dollar Baby daycare is opening late due to increased attendance.

Jedi Academy is closed due to Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader.

Yankee Stadium is closed due to steroid investigations.

Stay tuned for more closings as more blizzards develop.