Why I hate the Cleveland Indians

1. They were in a silly movie called Major League.
   

2. The team's not named after people who live in India.
   

3. They don't live in Toledo or Columbus, where the Yankees' triple A team the Clippers play.
   

4. One of the players is named after a popular cereal that no one advertises anymore.
   

5. They defeated the Yankees 22-0 during a regular season game on August 31, 2004, shutting out the Bronx Bombers with 22 hits and runs, and no errors!
   

Coming soon: Why I hate traffic.