Justin's High-Tech Christmas List 

This holiday season, I want…

A Banana iPeaPod featuring movies, games, movies, and music all in one package

A gamma ray, atomic, ozone layered plasma screen TV that is the size of the screen at Times Square

A Ninkampoopdo LSD featuring an ejector button

A digital camera featuring see-through technology to look at hot girls' undies and their insides as well as the usual x-ray stuff that only Superman can handle

A machine that would plug me into the Matrix just like the movie

A real lightsaber

A robotic girlfriend that would make robotic babies

A robotic cop, just like Robocop

A time machine to change the past and revisit things that I haven't seen before

A light-speed internet connection that I can take around the world for free

Metal Gear Ray

And much more…

Estimated gift price: in the trillions.