(as seen in the local newspaper on November 9,2004)
"A fire at a ____ ____ home last Wednesday killed several pets, including cats, dogs, a large snake and birds, reported _____ fire chief _____ _____. ____ said that the fire at _____ at ______ was reported at 10:53 p.m. by neighbors who saw flames flickering out of a window. The house, which is owned by ____ _____, has been occupied by (Jaws' mom). No one was st home at the time of the fire, said _____. _______ firefighters were assigned by the ______ and ______ fire departments. _______ estimates the damage to be approximately $100,000 and the fire remains under investigation.
Thank you Orgazmo and Scotty-kins for driving all that way to come see me/mom and Orgazmo for coming back to help dig through the house! (And Sparkles for putting us up for the night)
Click on the label for a viewing, beside each is a brief discription of what you are looking at...
Stove Top In the lower left corner is our stove. The blue-ish color is where our range was and the holes in the wall to the right were the cupboards. Notice the flashlight chillin on the counter - still worked!
Spare Room 1 Notice the floor - that is all there was left! Crazy! Straight down was the bathroom, but the floor collapsed and everything fell into it (including birds :( ) If you looked down and forward a bit you were looking at the kitchen (full view) - and the blue box was actually the start of my mom's closet. Oh yeah - and the roof collapsed.
Spare Room 2 Same room, but you can see the side wall better.
Living Room - front This is the living room. Note the ceiling. I drew a box where there is actially a clean shot through -like - 4 walls to where you can actually see outside to my neighbors van!
Living Room - back This is the living room from the other side - again note the ceiling. Our sofa looks so warm and inviting - care for a seat? It's a little dark, so you might want to turn on the light. (It's dangling from the ceiling next to the sofa)
Mom's Room Looking in from the door. The door frame was a closet door - it used to be inside, I sware.
Side View This is an outside view of the left side of the house. This is almost identical to the one in the paper. All the crap on the outside is stuff the firefighters were throwing out the windows. The heat was so intense on the outside that even our grill melted!
Last Picture One last picture to scare you. I saw this still on the wall and was honestly taken aback. It's me! I'm watching you...
House Signing #1 Greg signed the house...
House Signing #2 And so did I...
Look! It's SMILING! Greg went through the hole in the roof the firemen made, used purple paint and a broom to make this happy face for the whole neighborhood to see. (Hopefully it diverts their attention from the smell)
