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"The last time I said I was bored was the night before my daughter was born."
- Dr. Stush, after hearing my response to his question about my summer |
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"Yah! Appalashun tertory!!" (Yeah Appalachian territory!)
-a girl from Kentucky when I asked her if they had hills in Kentucky |
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"It is can go up to 60 MPH and 80 downhill, it has bare 255 air conditioning...bare chested, 2 windows down 55 MPH."
-Josh from Virginia trying to sell me his car |
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"I don't know about you Janine."
-my dad after seeing the picture of me standing in the creek wearing
hip waders and a dress |
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"I would like 2 whoppers."
-the old man that came through the drive thru at mcdonald's (2000) |
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"Now is that a wig or your real hair?"
-some lady I did not know |
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"Janine, be quiet!"
-Smeltzer after Ethan said something |
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"You guys are only 14? No way, you look older."
-Lance the ski instructor |
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"Look it's the guy from Blue's Clue's!!!"
-some junior high girl when Jon walked out of the school |
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"Can I have your phone number? Real subtle aren't I? No, I have to get it, the boss says so, I always feel dumb asking people for their phone numbers though."
-the guy at Country Ski |
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"...he hit his head and passed out, so I'm really tired and I have to go to bed now so I'll just drag him out into the hall and you can pick him up."
-Micah's roomate |
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"When I die at my funeral I'm going to have a motion detector so that when you walk by my coffin the lid will spring open and I'll pop up with one eye open and one eye closed, waving my hand with a recording of my voice saying,'Thanks for coming, drive safely or I'll see you later.'"
-David Firth |
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"Ya know what looks cool? when you look at one of those red light poles and shake your head really fast."
-Adam |
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"Whenever you see a red light pole it means someone is thinking of you."
-Becky and me |
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"You shouldn't swear at a lady."
-Erin to some gangsta in Williamsport |
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