1. How many different varieties of boxed Mac 'N Cheese dinners have you tried?
1 or two
3-5
6+
They make different kinds?
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2. Have you ever saved the powdered cheese packet for use in another recipe?
No
Yes
I have eaten the powdered cheese plain.
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3. Are you now, or have you ever, been a member of the Communist Party?
No
Yes
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4. When you cook it, do you add your own cheese to the mix?
No
Yes
I add other people's cheese to the mix.
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5. What kind of pets do you own? [trust me, it's relevant.]
Dog
Cat
Fish
Ferret/Weasle/other rodent
Other
I don't own a pet.
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6. Pretend that your plane crashes and you survive
a horrible typhoon on a life boat only to wake up on
a desert island. You only have matches, a small saucepan,
a box of macaroni and cheese, one cup of milk, a half cup of butter,
and a small amount of fresh water. You decide to...
burn the Mac 'N Cheese
box, make a fire, boil the water, add noodles
and boil them for 10-12 minutes or until tender, add butter, milk and powdered cheese mix, then serve hot.
use the saucepan to make a reflector signal.
use the saucepan for a hat.
Use your secret shoe phone to contact your communist comrades.
Look for more Mac 'N Cheese that might have survived the crash.
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7. What is the weirdest thing that you have added to Mac 'N Cheese?
Cheese
Tabasco/Hot sauce
Pepper
Fruit Loops
Hot Dogs
Any Vegetable
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8. How strictly do you follow the instructions on the box?
Very strictly
Religiously
I don't add as much butter, because it's fattening.
I add more butter because it's fattening.
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9. Have your burps ever smelled like cheese?
Yes
No
My farts smell like cheese.
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10. Do you really smell your farts?
Yes
No
It wasn't on purpose.
My parent/significant other/roommate/grandparent
smelt the cheese fart.
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