Chapter 4: Handy MJ Problem Solver
Now that you've read chapter three (which I know you did and if not, at least read the GQ Article , you scum.......bag) you probably have some other concerns.
�� New fans and old timers probably get comments about their "obsession" all the time. They get approached by certain people who we call "haters", who unlike you, refuse to hear both sides of the story before making a judgement. Well, believe it. There is a way to solve this. It is what I like to call "Treat Lines". Treat lines are for fans who rather not go into a long, pointless discussion/argument everytime someone says Michael Jackson is a freak. They are very handy inventions for MJ fans. So if you're not afraid to be a little RUDE a time, check it out ;)..
If Someone Says:
"Michael's nose fell off!"You Say:
"Well after smelling you, I'm not surprised."~~~~
If Someone Says:
"God, he bleached his skin..."You Say:
"And you are his dermetologist, right?"~~~~
If Someone Says:
"Michael Jackson is a pedophile."You Say:
"And you're mad you're not getting any from him?"~~~~
If Someone Says:
"Michael Jackson looks deformed!"You Say:
"And when was the last time YOU looked in the mirror?"~~~~
If Someone Says:
"Michael's nose is so dang small!"You Say:
"Well it's bigger than your d*** (or you can say "brain" lol)~~~~
If Someone Says:
"Michael makes his kids cover their faces, he's not a good parent."You Say:
"Well maybe you should cover your face too cuz I'm tired of looking at it!"Can you think of more? Email me at [email protected]