Just found this on one of the freebie sites I am a member of. Thought I would pass it along to you all. hehehehe ;)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FREEBIE JUNKIE WHEN YOU.....

* have enough mousepads to carpet a small room

* have 10 variations of a keyboard macro to automatically enter your name and address

* can type the Web address of three or more freebies sites from memory

* get depressed on days when only one freebie arrives in the mail

* become frustrated several times a day because you typed your full name in a field labeled "first name"

* have more than three free email accounts

* keep a notebook with account names and passwords to keep track of all the free services you use

* have ever used soap that came in a first class mail envelope

* bought a color printer just so your Web-based coupons would look prettier

* have ever ordered travel literature from places you never expect to go

* use the search keywords "free sample" more often than "Pamela Lee" or "Brad Pitt"

* have a music collection that consists of tapes and CDs of groups no one (including you) has ever heard of

* are looking for freebies on the Saturday night before the last Sunday in October and see a window pop up on your screen informing you that the time has been adjusted from 2:00 am to 1:00 am

* see the above happen and decide you have an extra hour to sign up for freebies

* have a lunch consisting of a small pack of Jelly Belly jelly beans, a sample of Hatties Sauce, and a 16 ounce bottle of Sunny D to wash it down. (:

* have a stack of SASE's waiting to be used

* know what SASE stands for

* have a pet with an upset stomach because her food changes every day (Those free samples don't last long)

* Have ever deliberately gone to the Jelly Belly site at 12:01 am (Pacific time) to be among the first 500

* received a large package in the mail that contained two breath mints and nothing else

* took a typing class so you could fill out freebie request forms faster